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You Have AIDS is a song sung by Peter Griffin and the Barbershop Quartet in "The Cleveland Loretta Quagmire".

Lyrics

Peter: You have AIDS.
Quartet: Yes, you have AIDS.
Peter: I hate to tell you, boy that you have AIDS.
Quartet: You got the AIDS.
Peter: You may have caught it when you stuck that filthy needle in here.
Quartet: Or maybe all that unprotected sex put you here.
Peter: It isn't clear.
All: But what we're certain of is
Peter: You have AIDS.
Quartet: Yes, you have AIDS .
Peter: Not HIV
All: but full-blown AIDS.
Quartet: Be sure that you see, That this is not HIV,
All: But full-blown AIDS.
Not HIV, my friend, but full-blown AIDS.
Basso: I'm sorry, I wish it was something less serious,
All: But it's AIDS.
You've got the AIDS.
Basso: Good luck getting laid.

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