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Train on the Water Boat on a Track
Train on the Water, Boat on a Track is a song sung by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire in the episode "Into Harmony's Way".

Lyrics

Peter (Speaking): Yesterday, I learned the difference between a train and a boat. I wrote this song before then.
Both: Train on the water, boat on a track.
Train on the water, boat on a track.
Peter: My lady took a train across the Atlantic.
I hope it don't sink like the Titanic.
Quagmire: I went to the station, caught a boat downtown.
I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown.
Peter (Speaking): Ladies and gentlemen, the All Five-Foot-One Black Albino Choir!
Choir: Train on the water, boat on a track.
Train on the water, boat on a track.

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