This House is Freakin' Sweet is a song sung by The Pewterschmidt servants and The Griffins (sans Brian) in "Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater".
Lyrics[]
Servants: We only live to kiss your ass
Sebastian: Kiss it? Hell, we'll even wipe it for you!
Servants: From here on in, it's Easy Street
Peter: Any bars on that street?
Sebastian: 24 happy hours a day.
Peter: Oh, boy!
Servants: We'll stop Jehovah's at the gate
Guard: Can I see that pamphlet, sir?
Peter: My God, this house is freakin' sweet
Chef: I make brunch, Clive cooks lunch, each and every day
Blake: Chocolate cake, a la Blake
Peter: Hundred bucks, Blake is gay
Servants: We'll do the best we can with Meg
Meg: Are you sayin' I'm ugly?
Servant: It doesn't matter, dear. You're rich now!
Servants: We'll do your nails and rub your feet
Lois: Oh that's not nece...oh my.
Servants: We'll do your homework every night
Chris: It's really hard.
Sebastian: That's why we got that Stephen Hawking guy.
Peter: My God, this house is freakin' sweet!
Used to pass lots of gas; Lois ran away
Now we've got 30 rooms! Hello, beans. Goodbye, spray!
Servants: We'd take a bullet just for you
Stewie: Oh, what a coincidence, I've got one.
Lois: Stewie!
Servants: Prepare to suck that golden teat
Now that you're stinking rich, we'll gladly be your bitch
Peter: My God, this house is
All: freakin' sweet! Welcome!
Reprise[]
Peter: I recognize that tone. Tonight I sleep alone
All: But still this house is freakin' sweet!