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| The Unkindest Cut | |
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| Season 16, Episode 21 | |
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| Air date | January 21, 2018 |
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The Unkindest Cut is the 21st episode of the sixteenth season of Family Guy. It's the 389th episode, overall.
Synopsis[]
Quagmire (literally) loses his manhood when he gets his penis bitten off in a freak accident and he is forced to learn how to live without it. Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after learning there is a $10,000 reward for turning him into the police for his involvement in a drug scam.
Plot[]
When Joe 'acquires' a ski boat from police storage, he invites the guys to go skiing, but Quagmire's penis is bitten off by a shark during the trip. The guys try to lift his spirits but fail until he announces that he has taken up an old hobby of ventriloquism. However, his show is only a pretense for killing himself until the guys intervene. Back at home, his dad visits him and gives him her old penis which is reattached, although an unsightly mole is sometimes off-putting to women and he screams in pain as he urinates.
Meanwhile, Stewie and Brian search for Mort after it is broadcast that he skipped out on a meeting with the police and learning there is a $10,000 reward for his involvement in a drug scam involving the mob. They hack his computer and trace his location to Florida, unaware that two mobsters are following them. Through a friend, they track Mort's motel down and take him into custody as he worries about being caught by the mob, but the two following all of them take control of Mort themselves when he tries to make a run for it. Stewie hatches a plot to trade Mort for a flash drive containing the drug scam information, but as Stewie complains about losing the drive itself, they are all surrounded by Federal agents who reveals that Mort had been cooperating to help bust the mob, and had already claimed the reward for himself.
Characters[]
Major Roles[]
- Peter Griffin
- Glenn Quagmire
- Cleveland Brown
- Joe Swanson
- Stewie Griffin
- Brian Griffin
- Mort Goldman
- Ida Davis
Minor Roles[]
- Lois Griffin
- Chris Griffin
- Meg Griffin
- Kimi Quagmire
- Bonnie Swanson
- Donna Tubbs-Brown
- Cleveland Brown Jr.
- Rallo Tubbs
- Roberta Tubbs
- Seamus Levine
- Tom Tucker
- Elmer Hartman
- Aaron Sorkin
- Juanita
- Tony
- Edgar
- Pitbull
- Florida Evans
- David Ortiz
- Chris Pratt