Summary: It All Starts With One Day Where The Griffins All Watch The News Together
Tom Tucker: A Theif On The Loose, Is Stealing All Sorts Of Things, Cars, Jewlery, Food, Money, Appliances, Furniture, And Even People's Penises, and he takes steroids.
Lois: oh god, a theif on the loose?
Brian: yep. Stealing almost everything.
Peter: a theif that steals penises? Id rather give stewie a gun then know there's a penis stealing villain on the loose.
Meg: and cars, Jewlery, furni-
Peter: shut up, Meg.
Lois: what can we do the protect ourselves?
Meg: our best hope is to upgrade our security systyem.
(Later at 8:00 PM)
Chris: I'm not sure I want to go to sleep mom and dad, I'm worried.
Lois: don't worry, Chris we're just 2 rooms away
Chris: ok..(goes to sleep)
(Later at like 3:00 Am)
(the villain sneaks in through a window)
(the theif steals all money, then the toothpaste)
(then the villain steals things like appliances, Lois's purse, and Jewlery)
(and the credit card)
(the theif gets a knife from the kitchen)
(the Theif enters Chris's room)
(The Theif pulls down Chris's underwear)
Theif: (quietly) ok... Ready
(the Theif chops off Chris's penis and testiceles then replaces the skin and cleans up blood)
(the Theif enters Stewies room)
(the Theif steals all the toys and a laptop)
(the theif exits the house)
(the next morning)
(chris wakes up)
(Chris gets up, but feels weird from lower body)
(Chris goes to restroom to urinate)
(Chris notices his penis and testicles are missing)
Chris: (yells loud enough to where Meg wakes up)
(Meg barges into Chris's room)
Meg: (tired) whats going on, you woke me up in a dream where I was appriciated
Chris: my penis... It's missing
Meg: really? Are you sure I can believe you?
Chris: (desperate) yes
Meg: ok, let me take a look.
(Chris pulls down underwear)
Meg: that's weird... Apparently, your penis has been replaced with a kind of vagina.
Meg: I'm thirsty...
(Meg goes downstairs)
(Meg notices a Huge mess)
Meg: Mom, Dad, I Think We've Been Burgurlirized!
(Peter and Lois come down)
Peter: i swear, that has been the second time!
Peter: ok, before things get any worse, let's move to another house
Loos: seroiusly? I just got those quahog aprons back!
Chris: mom, dad my penis has been stolen!
Lois: oh dear, we don't have enough money To get his penis back.
Peter: Chris might just have to live his life as a girl.
Lois: my cash might've been taken, but we still have $500,000, and we can earn even more by selling the house and moving to another neighborhood.
Peter: 500,000 $? that's enough to afford a 1 way airplane, a new house, and car. We should buy a new house
Lois: well... I guess we have no other choice...
Brian: hey guys, oh my god, we've been Burgulirized!
Stewie: and where the hell is Rupert?
Brian: I don't know how to break this to you, but he was stolen.
Lois: where should we move too?
Peter: well, our hopes seem high at minnesota.
Lois: yeah.. That's probably the best place for us to go.
Peter: everyone, we are starting a new life at minnesota.
Perer: but before we go, Chris and me will go workout.
(10 hours later...)
Peter: I think this is enough.
Peter: guys, I am going to get a wig for Chris, since he has a "vagina" now
(1 hour later...)
Peter: I got chris a wig... And got new clothes for him too.
(The next day)
Peter: guys, I have told you to meet me here at the clam for something super Important.. I'm moving to Minnesota...
Peter: our stuff got stolen, and Chris even lost his penis.
Joe: really? Feel bad for the kid.
Horace: you guys want another glass of beer?
Peter: of course, knowing this is my last day here.
Horace: you know what, peter, for you the beers are free, especially since thewe will be your last days here.
Joe: were losing you, Come on, we've already lost Cleveland!
Peter: yep... Im sorry guys...
(the guys hug Peter)
(Peter comes home)
Lois: Peter... Chris, Meg, and even stewie was stolen while you were gone
Peter: This world is so cruel...
Peter: Come On... Let's get to the airport...
Lois: Brian didn't get stolen, he's the only one left.
(later at the airport)
Lois: I've got the tickets for me, you, and brian.
ok... We have to wait 1 hour for our flight...
Brian: do you want to go eat at that subways over there?
Lois: sure, and I mean, it will be our last bit of food from quahog.
(at the subways)
Lois: Brian, Peter, just so you know, I've alredy bought the house online. Only I know where it is.
Lois: we will have to buy a car first before visiting our house.
Brian: I'd recommend A Prius.
(30 min later...) (they finished eating 10 minutes ago)
Brian: our flight is here.
(they board the airplane)
Peter: we're about to take off.
Lois: good bye, quahog.
(plane takes off)
Peter: that was intense
(3 hours later)
(they unboard the aircraft)
Lois: well... Now we're in minnostoa
(Part 2 of this will be called "New Life")