The Non-Masturbating Tyrannosaurus Rex
The Ballad of the Non-Masturbating Tyrannosaurus Rex is a song, featured in the episode "12 and a Half Angry Men".


Oh, he couldn't masturbate because his arms are too short.
They feared him from Kilpatrick down to Galway Bay port.
Luckily he found a wife so he could have sex.
The non-masturbating tyrannosaurus rex.

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