Summary: Stewie Feels That Due to his Extremely Young Age, He Has No Rights, So Stewie Travels To A Universe Where Babies Are Domanint. Stewie Raises his own family.
Stewie: So... This Is the Babyverse.
(Grabs Phone and logs onto bank account)
Stewie: I Have... 500 Dollars In my Wallet, 2000 Dollars In My Credit Card, And 200,000 Total.
Stewie: How Did I even Get this Much Money? Did I Just Teloport Here With This?
Stewies: Anyways,(sigh) have to find a job.
(finds a bar)
Stewie: huh. I could work here. (Reading) minimal drinking ages, 1 month.
Stewie: (reading) now hiring..
Stewie: (enters bar)
Stewie: (talking to bar-owner) hey, just wandering the town.
Bar-Owner: uh huh.
Stewie: So... Your hiring?
Stewie: so... How does it work?
Stewie: What Do I Have To Do To, You Know, Get Hired?
Bar-Owner: Here, You Just Take A Minor Personal Exam.
Bar-Owner: What Is Your Name?
Stewie: Stewie Griffin.
Stewie: Nope, Single.
Bar-Owner: American Or Immagrant?
Bar-Owner: WhIch Do You Think Is Better? Beer Or Vodka?
Stewie: Honestly, Vodka.
Bar-Owner: You Are Hired, If You Would've Not Come In, This Place Would Have Been Shut Down.
Bar-Owner: You Are The Brewee, and the cook until we find someone to be a cook. We Are Just About To Open Up. Like, Maybe Tommorow.
Stewie: Ok, I'll Be Here Tommorow.
(exits the building)
Stewie: huh, I just come out and there's a car dealership right there. (Walks to the car dealership)
Stewie: oh, hey listen, I'd like to buy a ford explorer.
Car-Dealer: It's $32,000.
Stewie: crap, that's a lot of money. But I think I can cover that. (Searching through bank account)
Yeah, I can. Do You Accept Credit?
Car-Dealer: yes, we do.
(Stewie Gives card then car dealer places in mini-atm)
(car dealer gives card back)
Car Dealer:(tosses keys to Stewie and he catches the most) congratulations. You know own this car now.
(Stewie gets in the car)
Stewie: appreciate it, man.
(drives to a real ease aency)
(Adam west suddenly pops up)
Adam West: oh, I see, these are instructions to life.
(goes back to family guy)
(Stewie enters the real estate agencie)
Stewie: umm, hey excuse, me, may I get some assistance around here?
(real estate agent turns around)
Real estate agent: yes?
(slow motion hear flip scene)
Stewie: (thinking) my god. she is the sexiest woman I've ever seen since Miley Cyrus.
Stewie: (nervous) I was looking for some real estate, located in the suburbs,
Real Estate Agent: there are 8 houses for sale in the suburbs.
Stewie: I'm just wondering, what is your name?
Real Estate Agent: Helina.
Stewie: Stewie Griffin.
Stewie:(thinking) come on Stewie, this is your chance.
Stewie: I feel I might need your phone number later on... Just in case I intend to move, have a Diaster happen that destroys my house, or anything, really
Helina: ok, it's #327-4920
Stewie: (thinking) yes, I got It!
Helina: I could show you the houses With The Agencies Car, but it's very low on fuel, s-(sentence disturbed)
Stewie: oh, no worry, I have a car, still has plenty of gas.
(Later in the car)
(with stewie driving)
Stewie: once I'm on this road, which way do I turn?
Helina: just to the left twice then right once.
(3 turns later)
Helina: we're here.
Stewie: how much does it cost?
Helina: 837 Skyhawk Ave.
Stewie:(entering the house)this looks good.
Helina: actually, it's the cheapest and at the same time most valuable house.
Stewie: you have one of those mini-ATMs, so I can pay for the house?
Stewie: (swipes card) i actually dragged money from my savings. I Have Paid For The House.
(both get on the bed)
(Stewie Suddenly Jumps Onto Helina)
Stewie:(trying to make out with Helina)
Helina: what the hell are you do-(starts to make out)
(Helina and Stewie takes off their shirts,pants,and diapers. Then get nude)
(stewie inserts his penis into Helinas ass) (Stewie thrusts his penis into Helinas ass)
(stewie takes out his penis out of Helinas ass and re-inserts it into Helinas Vagina)
(Stewie starts thrusting)
(Sperm shoots from Stewies penis into Helinas vagina)
(Stewie stops thrusting)
Stewie: what are we doing?
Stewie: Helina-whatever your last name is, will you marry me?
Helina: oh my god, yes, I Will!
Stewie: wait, don't we have to get engaged first?
(Adam west pops up again)
Adam West: wow, when I wenot on a date with carol, I went far, but not that far!
(scene goes back to family guy)
Stewie: Do you want to just sleep... Together, il buy a ring, we will get engaged, and then married.
Helina: sure. (Gets re-dressed, gets in the bed, Turns off lamp)
(Stewie and Helina fall asleep)