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Terri Schiavo: The Musical is a song sung by the students of preschool in "Peter-Assment".


Doctor: This one keeps her liver clean.
This one checks her pee.
Michael: How about this one over here?
Doctor: Oh, That's just the TV.
Chorus: Ha ha ha.
Doctor: This one checks her heart rate.
This one checks her veins.
And this dispenses gravy for her mashed potato brains.
Chorus: Oh oh oh.
Terri Schiavo is kind of alive-o.
What a lively little bugger.
Basso Kid: Maybe we should just unplug her.
Chorus: Terri Schiavo is kind of alive-o.
The most expensive plant you'll ever see.

Michael Schiavo: There's only one solution.
It's in the constitution.
We've got to pull the plug!

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