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Take Me Out to pLace Tonight
Take Me Out to pLace Tonight is a song sung by Brian Griffin and Frank Sinatra Jr. in the episode "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing".

Lyrics

Sinatra: On the western side of Quahog, if you'd care to come along,
There's a club that's so exclusive that the line is ten miles long.
Brian: Where the douchebags come to party and to spend their fathers' cash,
Just to take home slutty women and then wake up with a rash.
Yeah they wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up with a rash!
Both: Take me out to pLace tonight,
Where the wool knit caps are tight.
Sinatra: And the guys in hooded sweatshirts have forgotten that they're white.
Both: Take me out to pLace tonight,
Where a dude can pick a fight.
Sinatra: Over who takes home that smoking Chinese bar skank on the right.
There's a throng of trendy people and they're streched around the block
And there's one unpleasant deaf guy who just really shouldn't talk.
Deaf Guy (Speaking): Vodka tonic please.
Brian: There's a chick who's kind of Persian, and a broad with zero fat
And a giant human monkey. Oh no wait, that's Spencer Pratt.
Sinatra: Yeah, you're right.
That's Spencer Pratt.
Both: Take me out to pLace tonight,
To a bathroom stall delight.
Brian: Where a girl will help you empty every last electrolyte.
Both: Take me out to pLace tonight,
Where there ain't no cellulite
And we'll drink ourselves insane until we're feeling
Dynamite!

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