Brian: Who's the big, fat President,
Whose suits look like a flannel circus tent?
Backup Singers: Taft!
Brian: Right on!
Who's that Presidential chub,
Who got stuck in the White House tub?
Backup Singers: William Howard Taft!
Brian: They say this cat Taft is a baaad mother f...
Backup Singers: Shut your mouth!
Brian: I'm just talking about Taft!
Backup Singers: And we can dig it!