Susie Swanson

Susie Swanson
Susie Swanson
Name	Susan Swanson
Age	0 (debut) 1 (as of A White for the Coloreds) 2 (as of Stand By Meg)
Job(s)	Preschool student
Relatives	Bonnie Swanson (mother) Joe Swanson (father) Kevin Swanson (older brother) Unnamed older sister Bud Swanson (paternal grandfather) Kim Swanson (paternal grandmother) Lisa Swanson (paternal aunt) Janine Bananas (paternal adoptive aunt) Abigail Swanson (paternal aunt) Denise Robertson (maternal aunt) Wendell Robertson (maternal uncle) Barnaby Bananas (paternal adoptive cousin)
Voice	Christina Milian (speaking voice) Patrick Stewart (mental voice)

Susan "Susie" Swanson is the daughter of Joe and Bonnie Swanson and younger sister of Kevin Swanson. Like Stewie, she is intelligent enough to understand everything that's going on around her. Although she can't talk out loud aside from incoherent baby noises, she can also talk in her head. In her head, she has the voice of Patrick Stewart. She also has the same personality traits as him, too. So, she's basically Patrick Stewart trapped inside the mind of a baby girl. She was first born in "Ocean's Three and a Half". She is voiced by Christina Milian when making baby noises and the voice in her head is obviously, Patrick Stewart.

Biography

Conception

Susie Swanson was conceived by Joe and Bonnie Swanson sometime in late 1998. During this time, Joe still had the ability to move his legs, meaning that it had to have taken place shortly before the events of "Joe's Revenge", where he was crippled and therefore deemed impotent by his criminal, Bobby Briggs. After this, Joe was unable to produce anymore kids, making Susie the last kid, who began to exist right under the wire.

In "A Hero Sits Next Door", The Swanson Family moved into Spooner Street in 1999, while Bonnie was pregnant with Susie.

In "Lethal Weapons", Peter listened to Bonnie's pregnant belly to feel the baby kick. Susie kicked Peter through Bonnie's belly and pissed him off so bad he was ready to beat her up but Lois stopped him and brought him to reason.

Birth

Susie Swanson was born to Bonnie and Joe Swanson on November 18th, 2007 in the episode "Ocean's Three and a Half" after a long eight year pregnancy from her mother finally came to an end. Susie was born in the Hospital with Dr. Elmer Hartman delivering her. Apparently, when Susie was born, she came with her own miniature wheelchair, despite not being crippled. Shortly after her birth, Dr. Hartman announced "Oh no! She's dying!" but he wasn't talking about Susie. He was just talking about the Paula Poundstone comedy special he was watching at the time.

When Bonnie took Susie home, Stewie fell swiftly smitten with her and decided to serenade her with his own love song, "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)". However, by the time he finished, he was no longer in love with Susie anymore as he had fallen in love with Bryan Addams, the guy who wrote the original song he ripped off.

Schizophrenia

In "The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair", it was revealed that Susie Swanson had the voice of Patrick Stewart in her head, who was basically an auditory hallucination. Fortunately for Susie, this voice was completely benign, so she had nothing to worry about. In fact, she actually enjoyed hearing the voice in her head.

Appearance

Susie Swanson is a baby Caucasian girl with dirty blond hair that she wears in a ponytail on top of her head with a pink bow. She also wears a white diaper.

Personality

Susie Swanson is an adorable little baby, who is suffering from schizophrenia as she has the voice of Patrick Stewart in her head. She doesn't seem to be bothered with this voice all that much though, as the voice is nice to her and doesn't tell her to do anything bad. The voice of Patrick Stewart is actually very comforting and wise and would help guide Susie through life, making her a very calm and educated little baby.

Relationships

Family

• Bonnie Swanson -
• Joe Swanson -
• Kevin Swanson -

Friends

• Stewie Griffin -

Episode Appearances

• Ocean's Three and a Half
• New Star Stew-Dent
• Stew-Roids
• No Meals on Wheels
• Believe It or Not, Joe's Walking on Air
• And Then There Were Fewer
• The Mortician (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Thanks But No Thanksgiving
• Road to Germany
• Holly Jolly Folly
• The Hand That Rocks the Wheelchair
• Total Recall (Special Opening)
• You Can't Do That on Television, Peter
• Thanksgiving With The Griffins
• 7th Kevin
• Internal Affairs
• Joe's Revenge
• Road to the North Pole (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Yug Ylimaf (Mentioned)
• He's Bla-ack!
• Turkey Guys
• The Heartbreak Dog
• Peter's Sister
• The Peanut Butter Kid
• Roads to Vegas
• Roasted Guy (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Papa Has a Rollin' Son
• Stewie is Enciente
• #JOLO
• Passenger Fatty-Seven (Non-Speaking)
• Cop and a Half-Wit
• How the Griffin Stole Christmas
• Winter is Dumbing
• GriffinTube
• Pawtucket Pete (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• Regarding Carter (Non-Speaking Cameo)
• The Quagmire Show (Cameo)
• Stewie's First Word
• La Famiglia Guy
• Down the Kindergarten Path
• Baby Stewie, Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo!
• 80's Guy
• Must Love Dogs (Cameo)
• Christmas Crime
• Happy New Year Guy
• HBO-No!
• The Munchurian Candidate (Pictured)
• A Wife-Changing Experience
• Friends in Dry Places
• From Russia, With Love

Trivia

• In "La Famiglia Guy", it was revealed that Susie Swanson is a Buddhist. She likes this religion because Buddha looks like her.