Start Trekking is the third episode of season fourteen of Family Guy. The episode follows Meg as she finds hidden talent - Star Trek.
Peter: Star Trek? Star Trek!? Ya gotta be kiddin' me! Meg? Meg is a fan of frickin' Star Trek. Holy crap!
Meg: Don't be so excited, Dad. I'm more interested in your friendship.
Peter: GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS HOUSE YOU CRAZY-ASS BITCH!
Chris: Star Trekking across the universe
I like to eat pasta but about it I don't curse...
Meg: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY ONLY TALENT, YOU CRAZY-ASS BITCH!
Chris: ...You're the crazy-ass bitch.
Meg: Ya know Chris, you're a jerk. I found my only hidden talent and you mock it like a bastard! Well, Chris, shut the fuck up, you douchebag!
- None. This is a pretty standard episode.
- A scene cut includes Stewie saying that Lois shall die in a forest. This causes a cutaway gag where Lois and Peter are stuck in a forest, with Peter trying to cut down a tree on Lois' legs. He does and this causes blood to spill out. Back into the main setting, Stewie says "Excellent."
- Bleeps: "Shut the
fuckup, you douchebag!" and Stewie: "You mother fucking assholeshave a goddamn fuckwith a barbecued pig, goat fuckers! Like I give a shitabout you mother fuckers. Ugh, you're fucking bullshit."