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Somewhere That's Green is a song sung by Herbert the Pervert in the episode, "The Courtship of Stewie's Father".


He rakes and trims the grass,
He loves to mow and weed,
I cook like Betty Crocker,
And I look like Donna Reed.
There's plastic on the furniture
To keep it neat and clean,
In the Pine-Sol scented air,
Somewhere that's green.
Between our frozen dinners
And our bedtime, 9:15,
We snuggle watching Lucy
On our big, enormous 12-inch screen.
I'm his December bride,
Chris Griffin, he knows best.
The kids play Howdy-Doody,
As the sun sets in the west.
The picture out of Better Homes
And Gardens Magazine,
Someday I know,
We too will go,
Somewhere that's green.

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