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Saturated Fat Guy
Season 14, Episode 2
Sat Fat Guy
Air date September 27, 2015
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Saturated Fat Guy is the second episode of the the fourteenth season of Family Guy. It's the 324th episode, overall.

Synopsis[]

Lois thinks the family could start making some more healthy dietary choices. Meanwhile, Meg joins the Quahog roller derby team.

Plot[]

While at a roller derby restaurant, Peter orders the Supermaximum Pizza Pie, and takes the challenge, in attempt to make the Griffin's food free. He engorges on the pizza and annoys Meg. He continues to eat all of the food and Meg leaves in a rut. She encounters her friends at a nearby table celebrating Ruth's birthday and decides to join. While celebrating, a creepy roller derby coach observes that she has the perfect stocky legs and invites her out for the team. While Peter is stuffs his face with all this food, Lois becomes concerned for his health.

Lois shows Peter a documentary called "Suicide Meat", featuring a guy showing the unhealthy affects of devouring on extremely vast amounts of processed meat, three times a day for an entire month. Peter didn't like the points it proved, just because it meant his favorite foods were bad, and Brian claimed the documentary was nonsense for logical reasons, but Lois followed through with it anyway. Meanwhile Chris took Meg to her roller skating derby, only to take pictures of the other girls, doing their hot stretches. Meg shows great talent right off the bat and gets right into the championship.

When Meg comes home to tell the good news, she's instantly overshadowed by Lois, announcing the new meals, she's serving for dinner. Quinoa is the meal and though the kids are okay with eating it, Peter hates it. However, Lois keeps forcing him to eat this gross stuff. She packs healthy food in his lunch for work and none of his co-workers want to trade with him. Jerome gets a note from her, saying he can only drink health beer at the Drunken Clam.

Peter tosses and turns at night, having scary dreams about health food. He eventually can't stand it anymore and runs around, looking for junk food. He goes to the Quahog Mini-Mart, and buys some junk food from Carl. He mixes the fast food into a weird combo in the car and Cleveland smells it. Other guys smell it too and ask to buy it from him. Cleveland says that Peter could make good money off of selling food. The next day, Peter drives up to the house, now owning a food truck called Eat My Junk. Lois hates this, but there's nothing she can do about it.

At the roller rink, Meg goes up against The Medford Dumpcakes, and takes a beating from them, concerning Chris, who was watching her in the audience. She wins the race, but Chris is still concerned of her well-being. He later confronts Meg about it, but it's obvious that she has too much passion in what she's doing to quit. Peter sells loads of food to people and even gets the kids to turn on Lois. Lois has had enough of his crap and she kicks him out of the house, claiming he can live in the food truck now, which Peter is fine with.

When Meg's taken down in a follow-up match and Chris sees she is about to be run over, he intercedes but is injured himself. When she visits him in the hospital, she tells him she is ready to give it up but he admits that she was prepared for the game and encourages her to help her team win the championship. However, no one actually sees the match, focusing instead on a fat kid performing well on a dancing video game.

As time passes, the food and living conditions begin to weigh heavily on Peter, causing his friends some concern. When a Bing street mapping car is seen in the area, the guys all rush to pose for it, but Peter finds himself stuck in the truck, too overweight to exit. The roof of the truck is torn out and Peter is hoisted out by a crane while Lois observes. As he apologizes and feels she is ashamed of him, she points out that she only wanted him to eat healthy so they could be together for a long time. While the rescue squad bathes Peter with a firehose by the street, the Bing street mapping car makes a second pass, immortalizing a naked Peter suspended by the crane. It is also noted that Peter ate healthy for the first night and went back to eating crap for the rest of his life.

Characters[]

Major Roles[]

Minor Roles[]

Quotes[]

[When Chris kills himself when Peter tells him he runs like a girl, he is shown at his funeral in a dress]
Peter: Run like a man, you get a suit.
Peter: Aw, yeah, peanut butter cup, Dorito, sausage, car panini, and let’s crack a Cadbury Egg over the whole thing. Just gonna use my spare glove-compartment-underwear as a napkin. I can’t believe Randy Quaid gets to eat like this every day.
Dr. Hartman: [To Meg and Chris] Hey, did that big 'boomba boomba' nurse come in here?
Peter: Oh, hey Lois. I guess you must be happy.
Lois: Yeah, it's every girl's dream to have her husband hoisted out of a food truck in a horse harness.
Lois: Oh, look what came! The free DVD from my PBS pledge.
Peter: Whatever it is, we're not watching it.
Lois: Peter, trust me. You, of all people, could really learn something from this. It's a documentary about the food industry called Food Kills.
Brian: Huh, says here that Colon Health Magazine gave it two thumbs in.
Roller Derby Coach: How would you like to try out for the roller derby team?
Meg: Really?
Ruth: Do it, Meg.
Patty: Yeah, Meg. You should totally do it.
Esther: Meg's talking to a boy!
Meg: Okay, sure. What the heck?
Roller Derby Coach: Here, take my card.
[Meg reads the business card]
Meg: I am a registered sex offender.
Roller Derby Coach: Flip of over.
Meg: Important: see other side.
Roller Derby Coach: Give me that.
Lois: It's the middle of the night. Where are you going?
Peter: I'm sick of all this healthy crap. I'm going downstairs to find something good to eat and then I'm gonna fall asleep, watching transvaginal mesh lawsuit commercials.
[Peter goes into the kitchen, where Chris is sitting alone, with all the cupboards completely empty]
Chris: There's nothing.
Peter: Thank you, son.
Carl: [noticing Peter has purchased a lot of food] What's going on, man, are you pregnant?
Peter: No, my wife watched that food documentary. And you should never ask that unless you're sure, by the way.
Cleveland: Is this because of Food Kills?
Peter: I saw that movie, too, huh?
Cleveland: We watched Tyler Perry's food kills, which is the same movie, except it stars black folks, you've never heard of and white folks, you never hear from anymore. But, yeah, now Donna is forcing me to eat healthy.
Peter: I always get confused. Is Donna the wife or is Roberta the wife?
Cleveland: I don't know, man. Can I have some of that sandwich?
Lois: I can't believe you'd buy a food truck. What are you even selling?
Peter: First of all, believe it, baby. Second, uh, mostly hamburgers, where the buns is jelly donuts and drinks where hot dogs is the straws.
[Bruce is seen drinking one of those drinks]
Bruce: Mmmm. Another milkshake please.
Neil: My favorite part of a woman's body is haunches and this is all haunch, baby.
[Peter serves someone his food]
Peter: That'll be sixteen dollars.
Guy: Sixteen dollars? That's expensive.
Peter: Yes sir, everything's very expensive because you're paying for it on an iPad. Now, if you'll just select a gratuity, options are sixty percent, ninety percent, and two hundred percent.
Guy: Uh, I guess sixty percent.
Peter: Okay, great, and just sign by dragging your bare finger across this thing I use to masturbate.
Guy: Uh, okay.
[The guy signs his name]
Peter: Thank you. Please make sure to bang your head on that low hanging thing.
Guy: What are you [bangs his head on the awning] Aaah!
Peter: Up, you spilled something. You want a napkin?
Guy: Yes, please.
Peter: Alright, here's forty blown by the wind.
Meg: I love roller derby. It's the first thing I'm really good at. Plus, I love making other women bleed...but you know in ways...besides the way...you know, they normally bleed.
Stewie: [offscreen] She means periods!
Chris: Yeah, I got it, Stewie.
Tom: So, tonight, we say, to the yellow billed marsh finch, you're extinct!
Tricia: Mr. Griffin, is this a performance art or uh, some sort of a political statement?
Peter: Well, I'm kind of ticked about condoms in porn, but this is unrelated.
Peter: Looking better doesn't always solve your problems, Lois. Sure didn't work for Droopy Dog when he got that face lift.
Droopy: [Smiling widely] Contrary to my appearance, I'm still not happy. [Holds gun to chest] Please study my brain so that others don't suffer as I have.

Trivia[]

  • One of the laugh horns on Peter's food truck is to the tune of "La Cucaracha", translated as 'The Cockroach'. Another is "Dixie".
  • The Billy Corgan roller coaster photo is from a trip to Disneyland in 2015, during a break in a tour with Marilyn Manson.
  • Peter is ticked about condoms in porn.
  • The ending of both plots are given narrations in the style of Morgan Freeman.
  • Peter compares himself to Brigitte Nielsen during an incident in 2012 when she appeared drunk while stumbling around a Los Angeles park.
  • Suicide Meat is a parody on Supersize Me.
  • Peter says that he gets Donna and Roberta confused, and Cleveland admits to having the same problem.
  • A few characters, who've recently been acknowledged as "benched" in "A Lot Going on Upstairs", return in this episode, including Fouad and Fjurg Van Der Ploeg.
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