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The Rhode Island Song
Road to Rhode Island is a song sung by Stewie and Brian in the episode "Road to Rhode Island". It is a parody on the song "Road to Morocco".

Lyrics

Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island.
We're having the time of our lives.
Stewie (Speaking): Take it, dog.
Brian: We're quite a pair of partners, just like Thelma and Louise,
'Cept you're not six feet tall,
Stewie: Yes, and your breasts don't reach your knees.
Brian (Speaking): Give it time.
Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island.
We're certainly going in style.
Brian: I'm with an intellectual who craps inside his pants.
Stewie (Speaking): How dare you!
Stewie: At least I don't leave urine stains on all the household plants.
Brian (Speaking): Oh, pee jokes.
Both: We've travelled a bit and we've found.
Like a masochist in Newport, we're Rhode Island bound.
Brian (Speaking): Crazy travel conditions, huh?
Stewie (Speaking): First class and no class.
Brian (Speaking): Whoa, careful with that joke, it's an antique.
Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island.
We're not gonna stop 'till we're there.
Brian (Speaking): Maybe for a beer.
Brian: Whatever dangers we may face, we'll never fear or cry.
Stewie (Speaking): That's right.
Stewie: Until we're syndicated, Fox will never let us die.
Stewie (Speaking): Please?
Both: We're off on the road to Rhode Island.
The home of that old campus swing.
Brian: We may pick up some college girls and picnic on the grass.
Stewie: We'd tell you more, but we would have the censors on our butts.
Brian (Speaking): Yikes!
Both: We certainly do get around.
Like a bunch of renegade pilgrims who were thrown out of Plymouth Colony.
We're Rhode Island bound.
Or like a group of college freshmen who were rejected by Harvard and forced to go to Brown.
We're Rhode Island bound.

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