Quahog Nerds is a song sung by the ancestors of Cleveland Brown and a few other Quahog Colonists.
Cleveland: Clap your hands everybody!
And everybody clap your hands.
We are the Quahog colonists,
And Mort the Jew
Mort: Hey there.
Cleveland: Were out here on stage tonight, to do a show for you.
We got Peterson on the violin
And Quagmire and Joe will be joining in
We got stumpy Seamus on the lead guitar
And he's gonna give you a great big