Take a drink,
And you'll sink,
To a state of pure inebriation.
You'll be tanked,
Like the whole Irish nation!
When you drink enough of my beer,
You will find this magic rule,
Make your every joke a jewel,
You'll drive drunker than Oksana Baiul!
Go on buds,
Drink my suds,
'Til you've reached that pure inebriation,
Though the beer may be free,
You're just renting it from me.