Oh Im So Awkward
Puberty's Gunna Get Me is a song sung by Chris Griffin in the episode, "Pubic Indecency".


Puberty's gonna get me.
No way to stop it now.
I offer a plea, just let me be,
But puberty says "No how."
I'm just a ball of pimples and zits.
I'm feeling funny inside.
Puberty's gonna get me,
And there's nowhere to run or to hide.
Two years ago, all my skin was clear.
Nothings the same as it used to be.
Now that I'm growin' I'm watchin' FOX,
'Cause I'm too old to watch ABC.
In my pants there's lot of hair,
Growing as if to spite me.
My scrotum looks just like a werewolf.
I'm scared that it might try to bite me.
Ohhhhhh ...
Puberty's gonna get me.
There's nothin' I can do.
There's no one to blame for all my shame,
And no one that I can sue.
After I turn from twelve to thirteen,
Oh, how I wish I had died.
Puberty's gonna get me,
And there's nowhere to run or to hide.
When I was younger I hated girls,
They were too gooshy and soft and cute.
Now when I see one my legs get weak,
And my wang makes a Hitler salute.
Once I used to like Sheryl Crow,
She was talented and plucky,
But now that I'm older and wiser,
I see that she's just really lucky.
Ohhhhhh ...
Puberty's gonna get me.
I'm just completely screwed.
I beg and I say, "Please go away,
And bother some other dude.
Everyone says, "Hey, don't be a spaz.
Just try to take it in stride."
But puberty's gonna get me.
I can feel it deep down inside.
I'm covered with fuzz,
And I'm crying because,
There's nowhere to run.

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