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Poly-hu Akbar!
Season 16, Episode 24
Air date February 11, 2018
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Poly-hu Akbar! is the 24th episode of the sixteenth season of Family Guy. It's the 392nd episode, overall.

Synopsis[]

A bump in Quagmire and Kimi's open marriage happens, when Quagmire has to share his wife with misogynistic Islamic polygamist, Yousief. Meanwhile, Brian gets jealous that Stewie is spending time with Doug.

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Glenn Quagmire has sex with a bunch of other girls right in front of Kimi's face. Kimi doesn't get mad. She just decided to have sex with some other guys, although she has trouble finding someone nice. Eventually, she goes to the farmer's market with her friends, Lois, Bonnie, and Donna to find someone and Bonnie also plans on cheating on her husband with someone because she hates him. Kimi comes across Yousief and his Muslim spices & weapons store. The two really hit it off and then they get intimate together. The two of them spend a lot of time together and Kimi starts paying more attention to Yousief than she does to Quagmire just like he did to her before. Quagmire wants to have sex with Kimi but Kimi is always too busy with Yousief. Before long, Kimi gets married to Yousief and becomes one of his several concubines. Kimi explains that she's really just in a second open marriage but Quagmire doesn't approve but Kimi continues to be married to Yousief anyway. Quagmire goes to The Drunken Clam to tell Peter and Cleveland about his marital issues and while Peter tells a bunch of dumb jokes, Cleveland seriously tells him that he should be worried for Kimi because Muslims are not very nice to women. Joe also complains about Bonnie cheating on him but everybody ignores him. Eventually, Yousief turns out to be an abusive, misogynistic asshole, who treats his concubines like shit. When Kimi is caught having sex with a pig, Yousief gets ready to decapitate her but Quagmire comes in to save her and kicks Yousief's ass. Kimi divorces Yousief and goes back to being married to Quagmire. Needless to say, Quagmire lost a lot of respect for Yousief that day.

Meanwhile, Stewie's friend, Doug comes over to visit and they both engage in sophisticated activities. Brian gets jealous of Doug for being much smarter than he is and for spending time with Stewie but Brian thinks that he doesn't need to spend time with Stewie. He can just spend time with other family members. He tries to spend time with Peter but he says that due to the absence of Quagmire, (being busy with his fucked up marriage) Brian had to partake in his antics with The Beer Bar Buddies. He takes him on a bender, making him engage in a ferris wheel hijacking with, Cleveland, and Joe that gets them all rolling off a cliff and landing on a dynamite factory. Brian hates it and then goes to hang out with Chris but Chris and his friends, Neil, Junior, and Jake but all they do is talk about stupid bullshit anime shows like Avatar: The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra, which bores Brian out of his mind and makes him leave. His final option is Meg, who's willing to be his friend but Brian doesn't even give her a chance. Finally, Brian gets into a genius contest with Doug and loses miserably. However, Stewie still chooses to be friends with Brian, specifically because he lost. Stewie says that he's kind of sick of Doug for always being smarter than him so it's nice to hang out with someone dumber than him to make him feel better.

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