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Pip
Margaret "Pip" Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap Wykeham Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Disney Dolce Gabana Von Walmart II Montgomery de Volkswagen Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Dubble Bubble Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Zuckerberg Winthrop Winfrey Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel 6 Pornhub Fairchild Pritzker Davenport von Apple Monty Python Ellsworth Aston Martin Burns Quimby Scorpio Ziff Spongebob Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlboro Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chatsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Longbottom Bottomtooth Nottingham Burgermeister Meisterburger Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis is an excruciatingly wealthy woman, and the heiress to the Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap Wykeham Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Disney Dolce Gabana Von Walmart II Montgomery de Volkswagen Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Dubble Bubble Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Zuckerberg Winthrop Winfrey Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel 6 Pornhub Fairchild Pritzker Davenport von Apple Monty Python Ellsworth Aston Martin Burns Quimby Scorpio Ziff Spongebob Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlboro Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chatsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Longbottom Bottomtooth Nottingham Burgermeister Meisterburger Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis fortune. She is married to Pop, a senile, shaking old man, and people are just waiting for him to die. Pip is not actually a real person, as she's just Meg Griffin in disguise, trying to make money. She appeared in "Con Heiress", where Brian and Stewie were trying to make her husband have a little "accident", so that they could inherent her money.

Biography

In "Con Heiress", Brian and Stewie both set their sights on the most moneyed woman in town, known as Margaret Woolworth Carrington von Schumacher Chanel Astor Livingston Compte de Saint-Exupery Mountbatten Windsor Armani Roosevelt Von Trap Wykeham Hearst Montgomery Rothschild Johnson & Johnson Disney Dolce Gabana Von Walmart II Montgomery de Volkswagen Geico Vanderbilt Lannister van Burean Butterworth How I Met Your Mother Dubble Bubble Louise-Dreyfus Ludwig Morgan Stanley Dumont Lamborghini Forbes Zuckerberg Winthrop Winfrey Remy Martin Fitzwilliam Kennedy Motel 6 Pornhub Fairchild Pritzker Davenport von Apple Monty Python Ellsworth Aston Martin Burns Quimby Scorpio Ziff Spongebob Hilton DuPont Kinkaid Winslow Coors Oviatt Marlboro Pembroke Huffington Bush Mellon Sinclair Mellencamp Starbucks van Dyke III Montgomery Marriott Barrington Chatsworth Big League Chew Chesterfield Kensington Longbottom Bottomtooth Nottingham Burgermeister Meisterburger Tudor Hapsburg Rockefeller Onassis or "Pip" for short. While at the Newport Yacht Club, they start to hover around in case her elderly husband should pass.

However, they find out that her 99-year-old husband, Pop is really Quagmire, who is also waiting for her to die. Tired of catering to her, Quagmire agrees to a split if they can hasten her death but suggests they butt out if they can't handle it. When the news reports that she died suddenly of a heart attack, Quagmire warily credits them for carrying out the deed and hands over their half to her estate. During probate, they find she was millions of dollars in debt that they are now responsible for. Despite this, they celebrate still being alive as it is revealed that the heiress has faked her death to escape her debt and that she is really Meg in disguise, who celebrates the fact that it was another one of her episodes.

Appearance

Pip is an elderly old white woman who's skin is covered from head to toe in wrinkles. She was curly, wavy white hair and she has an ugly, elongated face, with a skinny ugly nose, a rounded, protruding chin, and bones under her eyes. She also has some sunspots all over her forehead. She has a big floppy pink sunhat with a light pink stripe on it. She has two flowers on it. One of them is magenta with orange stamens and one of them is purple, with no stamens. She has white pearl earrings and dull pinkish lipstick. She wears a dim pink and slightly darker dim pink striped buttoned up shirt with a popped magenta collar, magenta sleeves, and magenta pants. She also wears a white undershirt and pink slip on shoes.

She is actually Meg Griffin in disguise, which means that her actual physical appearance is the same thing as Meg's and the aforementioned description is just the costume that she wears.

Personality

Pip is a wealthy old British woman, who acts all fancy and rich. She is extremely rich, but ever since she built a The Mindy Project themed theme park, she's put herself into some crushing debt, so she was able to fake her own death to escape having to deal with it. This means that she is a coward who can't fight her own battles and that she's also a trickster, who screwed people over with her bailing out on paying money.

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