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Phineas and Barnaby are two turn-of-the-century strongmen, who enjoy working out at the Quahog Gym. They work as personal fitness trainers and have often helped Peter in times of fatness. Phineas is voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson and Barnaby is voiced by Phil Lamarr.


In "He's Too Sexy For His Fat",

In "The Sandloss", Peter trains with Phineas and Barnaby to take down Joe Swanson.

In "Peter the Cheater", suspecting Peter is cheating on her, Lois considers committing revenge adultery with Phineas and Barnaby, via threesome but decides against it.

In "The Fat Guy Strangler", Peter tries to lose weight with help from Phineas and Barnaby.

In "Ready, Willing, and Disabled",

In "Petarded", Phineas and Barnaby appear during the song, "Peter is Slow", exercising with some stretchy device and telling Peter they found out he was mentally retarded.

In "Bill & Peter's Bogus Journey",

In "Long John Peter", Phineas and Barnaby pretend to be vikings and drive a car decorated like a viking boat. They get into a fight with Peter and get destroyed.

In "Stew-Roids", Phineas and Barnaby tell Stewie that he should not use steroids because it's not the natural way to get strong. They then demonstrate the true way to get strong by doing some exercise. After that, they go out to shoot some heroin.

In "Breadlosers", Peter tries to get a job where Phineas and Barnaby work.

In "A Woman Walks Into a Bar", Ida says that after she got transgender surgery and became a woman, she donated all her masculinity to "those guys", she says as she gestures over to Phineas and Barnaby.

In "The Bigger Loser", Phineas and Barnaby have their first major role, hosting The Biggest Loser: Quahog together.

In "Ratings Guy", Phineas and Barnaby have an exercise show.

In "Baby, You Knock Me Out", Phineas and Barnaby show up fighting each other during the boxing montage.

In "New Kidney in Town", Peter makes a public shout out to Phineas and Barnaby on TV.

In "The Mortician", Phineas and Barnaby worked as pallbearers for Stephanie as they were the only ones who could support her weight.

In "Holly Jolly Folly", Phineas and Barnaby work as a Mall Santa and Mrs. Claus, respectively.

In "Peter Gets Served", Phineas and Barnaby fight in the bar fight against a bunch of angry black people. One of the black guys refers to them as "white boys" but they correct him, letting him know that technically, they have black voice actors.

In "Bigfat", Phineas and Barnaby appear in the King of the Hill style opening, playing leap frog over each other.

In "A Lot Going on Upstairs", Phineas and Barnaby were among the many "benched" characters that the show never uses anymore.

In "Peter Gets Fired", Phineas and Barnaby appear in the Michael Bay version of Family Guy, moving big barrels of beer at the Pawtucket Brewery.

Episode Appearances