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| Peterotica | |
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| Season 6, Episode 22 | |
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| Air date | March 2, 2008 |
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Peterotica is the twenty-second episode of season six of Family Guy. It is the one hundred and thirty-fourth episode, overall.
Synopsis[]
Peter starts writing erotic books which become a big hit in Quahog. Meanwhile, Stewie tries to help Brian with a rough friendship breakup
Plot[]
Peter buys an erotic book at Pornoslavia which he reads but finds disappointing. He writes a letter to the publisher, suggesting how he would have written the book differently. Impressed by his letter, his friends suggest he write his own erotic book; this sells well from its beginning stages as a xeroxed, stapled manuscript to its later incarnation as a professionally produced audiobook read by Betty White and published by Carter Pewterschmidt.
A distracted driver listens to the audiobook and crashes into the Kool-Aid Man’s house while trying to take his shirt off. He sues Carter because the audiobook states that Carter was the publisher, whose entire assets are promptly seized. Peterotica is also pulled from the shelves of all book stores. An enraged Carter, feeling ruined, goes to Quahog to kill Peter with a rifle, but after Lois convinces him not to, he lives with the Griffins, while his wife divorces him and later marries Ted Turner.
Peter tries to teach Carter how to be a regular person. Peter’s attempt fails and Carter tells Peter what’s wrong with his life. After Peter realizes his life sucks, he and Carter try to find ways to make money. Peter and Carter try several different ways of making money including stealing Lois’s wallet, selling Meg pot, making a teen drama TV show a la Dawson’s Creek³ and robbing a train, but each attempt fails. At the end Barbara comes to Quahog to retrieve Carter, telling him that she divorced Turner and took half his assets as part of the spousal support agreement. Despite the fact that he helped Carter turn his life and views of normal people around, Peter gets nothing. When Lois tells Peter she turned down $10 million from Carter a few years ago, Peter vividly fantasizes about killing her.
Meanwhile, Brian is down about losing his friendship with Peter and Stewie tries to cheer him up. He takes Brian to a
Characters[]
Major Roles[]
Minor Roles[]
- Lois Griffin
- Meg Griffin
- Chris Griffin
- Adrianne Beaky
- Glenn Quagmire
- Cleveland Brown
- Joe Swanson
- Barbara Pewterschmidt
- Ted Turner
- Armando
- Kool-Aid Guy
- Jude Law
- Renée Zellweger
- Rancor
- Julia Roberts
- Carol Burnett
- Scott Greenberg
- Betty White
- Harry Potter
Quotes[]
- [The Kool-Aid Guy is relaxing on his couch when a car crashes into his living room]
- Kool-Aid Man: Wow, you know, from the other side, that's kind of annoying.
- Peter: Sure, I've steered our family through bigger problems, like when we were cartoon sketches on The Tracey Ullman Show.
- [cutaway]
- Lois: Well, that's the end of Puss; he was the best cat anyone had ever have.
- Peter: Hey, Lois, what do ya say we go downtown and buy a dog?
- Brian: Hey, wait a minute, you already have a dog!
- Chris: So long, Puss.
- Meg: We'll miss you.
- Stewie: [Cockney accent] It's gonna be quite a different place with him gone, that's for true.
- Stewie: Alright, Kathy, it looks like Stewie Griffin is preparing to begin the floor routine. That's right, Mitch, and as we watch Griffin doing this, I want to remind everyone that this is absolutely not gay. [performs an acrobatic sequence]
- Brian: Boy, that was really gay.
- Stewie: No! No! Didn't you just hear the announcers? They said it's not gay. Ha-ha! Stewie one, you zero.
- Stewie: Stand back, Brian. I'm preparing for my vault.
- Brian: You can't vault inside the living room, you're gonna get hurt.
- Stewie: I'll get hurt right onto a Wheaties box.
- Brian: I don't see that happening.
- Stewie: Who cares what you say? You're a dog. You can't see colors...which means you can't see colors of the American flag. Commie! [runs. Jumps on trampoline, acrobats on table, flies, crashes in plate cabinet and falls to ground] Ugh, I think I'm okay. [Turns his head to the left a little, revealing a huge shard of glass stuck through his head] Aargh! Argh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Uh-oh! Oh God! Somebody! Do I take it out or do I leave it in? Do I take it out or do I leave it in? Aaaaaargh!
- Carter: Peter, can I speak to you over by the door? [A punch is heard and Peter falls down the hill]
- [the Kool-Aid Man puts the finishing touches of the wall earlier]
- Kool-Aid Man: Good as new! [Peter crashes through] Oh, come on!
- Peter: Carter, hand me my thinking grenades.
- Carter: Where'd you get these?
- Peter: Shh, Carter, I'm thinking.
- [Throws a grenade out the window, it explodes shortly after]
- Peter: Uh-huh...
- [Throws another grenade, explosion]
- Passerby: Oh my God! He's dead!
- Peter: That might work...
- [Throws a third grenade, explosion]
- Passerby: What's happening?!
- Peter: [Gets up] I got it!
Songs[]
- Make 'Em Laugh
- I Don't Want to Wait