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Parents Are Gross
Parents Are Gross is a song sung by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire in the episode "Into Harmony's Way".

Lyrics

Both: You never should look at your mother's boobies,
No matter how big and round they are.
You'll end up seeing something you don't wanna.
It's guaranteed to leave a mental scar.
You never should look at your daddy's penis,
When he's walkin' down the hall on Sunday morn.
An acorn in a nest of twigs,
And underneath, two fetal pigs.
It'll make you wish you weren't even born.
Parents are gross.
Parents are gross.
[Peter drops his pick into the guitar]
Quagmire: Parents are gross.
Parents are gross.

Trivia

  • In the uncensored version of the song, the lyric "An acorn in a nest of twigs and underneath, two fetal pigs." is replaced with "An acorn in a bed of hair is all you're gunna see down there."
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