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Kimi Stupid Love
Season 12, Episode 9
Air date September 15, 2013
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Kimi Stupid Love is the 9th episode of the twelfth season of Family Guy. It is the 281st episode, overall.

Synopsis[]

Quagmire and Kimi realizes their relationship is a lot more than just a way to go on vacation. They have legitimate feelings for each other.

Plot[]

The episode begins with a flashback to about a good week before Kimi met Quagmire in the previous episode, with her showcasing her classic sex-obsessed nymphomanic personality, which puts her at odds with her parents, Roland and Natalie. Due to them wanting her to more normal like her younger sister Kira and how her manic energy is transferring of sorts to her. Despite them, Kimi ignores them and goes out to find another guy to have sex with.

However, she's already had sex with all the men in her area, so moves her attempts to walking down street corners to get a man, which yields no results. Desperate, Kimi pays for a service that puts pop-out windows on someone's computer when her phone service is nearby, which leads to Quagmire finding it when she structs around the street and links to the computer. Quagmire went out to meet her and talked her into hooking up with him and going on a couples retreat. Which Kimi agrees to.

The episode then moves to the present day, a few days after the couples retreat, and the two have moved on to going to their normal lives... being sex hounds around their areas. However, both have uninterested feelings in the other people they smash, always thinking back to the other. Because of this, Quagmire's friends thinks he's found a true love while Kira thinks Kimi's got a boyfriend, which both deny. Though Kimi can't help but agree deep down and sneaks out of the house late one night to go to his house, under the lie she wanted to have a second round with him. Which he agrees and does with her.

Over the next few weeks though, Kimi went to Quagmire's house more and more, Quagmire began to notice the legitimate feelings he had for her the same way she did for him. Even going from denying his love for her to outright admitting Kimi's his date to his friends. And after around three months, Quagmire asks Kimi to marry him, admitting his true love for her and finally moved on from Cheryl Tiegs, which Kimi agreed to. Even ditching her life at school to live with him. During the wedding, they agree to have an open marriage, allowing each other to have sex with smash & pass strangers, while still loving each other as husband and wife.

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Quotes[]

Roland: Kimi, your sex behavior's been so bad as of late its even infecting your younger sister Kira.
[Kira walks in with a baby]
Kira: Daddy, where's the nearest adoption center?
Roland: [sigh] Two blocks down from here.
Kira: 'Kay. Thanks!

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Trivia[]

  • The title of this episode is a pun on the movie, "Crazy Stupid Love".
  • From this episode onward until "The Quagmire Show", Quagmire get married to Kimi and the two become a married couple.