| Jeffery Fecalman | |
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| Jeffery Fecalman | |
| Name | Jeffery Fecalman |
| Age | 49 (deceased) |
| Job(s) | Unemployed |
| Relatives | Abby Fecalman (daughter) unnamed son |
| Voice | Ralph Garman |
Jeffery Fecalman (September 12th 1975-October 23rd, 2024) was the abusive boyfriend of Brenda Quagmire and the father of Abby Fecalman. He first appeared in "Jerome is the New Black" but didn't make his first major appearance until the infamous episode "Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q.", where he was supposedly killed in the end by Glenn Quagmire. However, he returns in the episode "Return of the Jerk", where he is out for revenge against Quagmire, but is finally killed by Brian Griffin. He is voiced by Ralph Garman.
Biography[]
In "Jerome is the New Black", Jeff's signature weapon is a baseball bat. He speaks like the stereotypical jock, and has blonde hair. He drives a truck and is above average height. In the episode, he had a bigger speaking role than Brenda, and considers her a bitch. Although her brother Glenn tries to tell him that his girlfriend is not in his house, he can see through his lie and beats Brenda. Jeff agrees with Glenn and Brenda that people should not insult family members.
While Quagmire recovers from his "accident" in "Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q." at the hospital, his sister Brenda and her abusive boyfriend Jeff come to visit him. While Quagmire is unconscious, Brenda sings him a childhood nursery rhyme to help him recover causing him to wake up. Despite Jeff's complaints, Brenda agrees to take care of Glenn while he recovers. As the entire neighborhood is kept awake with Jeff's rants, Lois tries to talk to Brenda about leaving Jeff on a day out at a restaurant. When Brenda suspiciously continues to wear sunglasses inside the restaurant, Lois discovers Jeff gave her a black eye. Brenda tries to justify Jeff's treatment to Lois' disgust. At The Drunken Clam, the guys discuss Jeff and Brenda. Quagmire worries that some night Jeff may actually kill her but Joe claims he can't act until after the fact and suggests an intervention. Most of the intervention goes badly, but Glenn makes a heartfelt plea and seems to have won over his sister until Jeff walks in. When Glenn tries to show Jeff the door, Jeff has Brenda announce that they're getting married because she's pregnant. Later that night over cards, Glenn continues to worry about Jeff's treatment of Brenda. When Peter comments that he wishes they could just beat him up, Glenn jumps on the suggestion and even recommends they kill him. Joe tries to put the brakes on the plot, but just then they witness Jeff ranting and striking Brenda and agree to waste him. The guys go over to Quagmire's house and invite Jeff on a midnight hunting trip. While in the woods, Jeff claims he is surprised that Quagmire would invite him as he knows Quagmire hates his guts. Peter nearly slips the plot and Jeff goes off to take a whiz. Quagmire picks up his gun and says he's determined to just shoot Jeff when he returns but Jeff slips up from behind and points his gun at Quagmire's head. After ranting at Glenn, he smacks him to the ground. Joe reaches for his shotgun, but Jeff threatens to shoot Quagmire in the back of the head. Joe is momentarily stunned when he suggests they all put the weapons down and Jeff complies. When Jeff asks if they will also follow though on Joe's promise to forget the entire thing, they agree but Quagmire refuses to let it go. Jeff knocks Peter and Joe unconscious with the butt of his shotgun and takes Peter's car with Glenn out deeper into the woods intending to kill Quagmire. Glenn challenges Jeff's manhood, saying he has to shoot someone and Jeff agrees readily to do the job with his fists. Jeff beats Glenn senseless and then proceeds to strangle him until he collapses. Jeff grabs a shovel to bury the body only to be illuminated by the car's headlights. When Jeff is shocked that Glenn is still alive, Glenn shouts that he strangles himself everyday and runs down Jeff, crushing him against a tree. When the guys arrive back at the house the next morning, they find Brenda in tears over Jeff's failure to return. They give her a note they faked explaining that Jeff thought it would be best if he left as Brenda breaks down in tears over Jeff.
In "Coma Guy" he is seen on a cruise ship full of other dead characters in Peter's coma dream.
However, "Return of the Jerk" reveals that Jeff survived Quagmire's attempt to run him down thanks to the efforts of Dr. Hartman, who, along with some medical students, transplanted what the students could recover of his brain from the wreckage into a new body. After years of therapy, he regained his powers of speech and the use of his limbs, and returned to normal life. He notices Quagmire's email address on a table at the Drunken Clam, and sends an email to him, threatening his life. Tracking him down to the Griffins' house, he beats Quagmire senseless again, much to the initial amusement of Brian. The guys (plus Cleveland, who has to be reminded of who Jeff is) go to Jeff's house, but like last time, Jeff, wise to what the guys are up to, knocks Peter, Joe and Cleveland out with the butt of his shotgun. Unlike last time, Jeff takes Peter's car with Quagmire inside out to the old abandoned Frontierland amusement park. He then destroys the car by setting it on fire, and proceeds to strangle him against one of the buildings. This time, he is stopped by Brian, who tells him to drop Quagmire. Jeff complies, but immediately starts to fight Brian. It seems like Jeff has the upper hand when he throws Brian through one of the fences and begins strangling him. Brian, however, bites Jeff on the arm, and then trips him up off the cliff that Frontierland is perched on. Jeff proceeds to fall into the sea, drown and die for good.
Appearance[]
Jeffery Fecalman is a Caucasian adult man with a blond spiky crewcut. He wears a white wifebeater shirt (which symbolizes his abuse towards Brenda), blue pants, and black shoes with red stripes.
Personality[]
Jeffery Fecalman is an abusive, violent man who abuses and beats his girlfriend Brenda, both verbally and physically. He beats her mercilessly regardless of the reason, always taking advantage of her emotional frailty. Unlike other abusers, Jeff isn't ashamed about showing his behavior in public or in front of other people. As such, it is possible that he had also hit his own child that Brenda was going to give birth to, as Quagmire had pointed out. Jeff was also always in a bad mood and complained about everything. He was mostly a dimwitted and had anger issues that he constantly took out on Brenda. He was quite hypocritical, saying to agree with Glenn about not insulting family members, even though he has done much worse. His abuse later led to him getting his comeuppance at the hands of first Quagmire, then Brian.
Episode Appearances[]
- Jerome is the New Black
- Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q. (First death)
- Replaced: Brian's Story (Hellion)
- The Quagmire Show (Mentioned)
- You Are Not the Father (Mentioned)
- Return of the Jerk (Return and second death)
Trivia[]
- The fact that he wears a wifebeater is a joke on the fact that he's a spousal abuser.
- In "Screams of Silence: Story of Brenda Q.", it was revealed that his last name was "Fecalman".
- In "Replaced: Brian's Story", it was revealed that he was in Hell.
- "Return of the Jerk" revealed that he happened to like hookers.