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Peter Praying to Judaism
I Need a Jew is a song sung by Peter Griffin in the episode "When You Wish Upon a Weinstein".

Lyrics

Nothing else has worked so far,
So I'll wish upon a star.
Wondrous dancing speck of light.
I need a Jew.
Lois makes me take the rap,
Cause our checkbook looks like crap.
Since I can't give her a slap,
I need a Jew.
Where to find,
A Gold or Berg or Stein,
To teach me how to whine,
And do my taxes.
Though by many, they're abhorred,
Hebrew people I've adored.
Even though they killed my lord,
I need a Jew!

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