God, you are so cool,
Although sometimes it's like "what's the deal?"
You never answer your cell phone,
And your messages are often ambiguous.
Like that time you told Abraham to sacrifice Isaac.
Cuz, didn't you say killing is a sin?
Many have argued that in that case it was fine,
Cuz he did so at your command.
But did those same rules apply for Son of Sam?
Did you really tell him to do that?
God, I sure hope not.