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He's Too Sexy For His Fat

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He's Too Sexy For His Fat
Season 2, Episode 10
Air date November 18, 1999
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He's Too Sexy For His Fat is the tenth episode of the second season of Family Guy. It is the twenty-eighth episode, overall.

Synopsis[]

When Peter and Chris get sensitive about their weight, they go and get liposuction, and turn into huge jerks.

Plot[]

Brian catches fleas, which spread to the rest of the family. Although Peter suggests that they make peace with them, Lois tells him to call the exterminator. The exterminators arrive, but instead of gas masks, bug sprays and poisons, they are armed to the teeth. They shoot up the house destroying the fleas, but the house is closed for repair and renovation. To compensate, Brian puts the family up in a hotel. While there, Peter and Chris are afraid to remove their shirts at the pool because their embarrassed about their weight.

When the two get home, the go on a diet and exercise regimen with the help of Mr. Fargus as he revealed he previously was fat but lost weight. But when it fails to yield results, Peter and Chris go to a surgeon to discuss liposuction, to which they go for extensive cosmetic surgery. Now very skinny, Peter and Chris decide to do things he could never do before, like looking at his penis and riding on Brian for the former, and show off his skinny looks to his school for the latter. As the two are now skinnier, they gain a bigger ego, especially when they gets more surgery and become muscular and gorgeous. Because of their new appearance, they gets invited to the Quahog Beautiful People’s Club. Their ego grows bigger and bigger and their cockiness grows so enormous that they don't care if the Beautiful People's Club doesn't allow Randall in for being old. Even when he comes home, he gloats right in Fargus' face, saying how amazing the club is. And Lois, who felt extremely attracted to Peter's new looks despite what he is doing, but when she sees what he is doing to his friend, she yells at them.

Peter and Chris decide to go for a drive, but Peter catches a glimpse of himself in the rear view mirror. Unable to tear himself away from his reflection, he crashes his car and the two are thrown into a vat of ice cream, which turns them back into his former fat self. He is surprised that his family and friends is still treating them right, especially Randall. He apologizes and the family becomes normal again.

Meanwhile, Stewie grows fatter when trying to make Peter and Chris quit his diet. As a way to mock them, he begins eating more, and eventually develops an eating disorder. It comes to a point where he is so fat his arms cannot reach his face.

Characters[]

Major Roles[]

Minor Roles[]

Quotes[]

[In the comics section at Stop 'N Stop, Chris and Peter were reading comics]
Chris: [affectionately] Hehe, I love you, She-Hulk.
Peter: [chuckles] Oh, Garfield. You shouldn't be sticking your finger into that.
[The store's security guard then came up to Peter and Chris]
Cop: All right boys, I'm going to need those hams back.
Peter: What hams?
Chris: Yeah, we don't have any hams.
Cop: Lift up your shirts.
Peter/Chris: [while their shirts are lifted up] We need an adult! WE NEED AN ADULT!
Cop: [feels around under their shirts] You're not shoplifters. You're just a couple of fat guys. Hm, sorry about that, Fatty Fat Fatty. Hey, Tom, they're just fat guys! Aren't you, Fatty Sr. and Fatty Jr.? You're just big ol' fat guys. Here's some chocolate, fatsos.
Peter/Chris: [hurt by what the man said to them] Oh...thanks...
Brian: [in acupuncturist's office] Hey doc, you have to keep those two boxes right next to each other? [looks up, spots two boxes that read "Needles" and "Poison tipped Needles"]
Dr. Ling: Why? What do they say?
Brian: I think we're through here.
Peter: There's only one thing to do: learn the language of the fleas, earn their trust, then breed with their women and in time, our differences will be forgotten.
Lois: Call the damn exterminator!
Peter: Well, you might wanna bring some cash with ya, cos, you know, some places don't take credit cards.
[cutaway to Peter holding his credit card to a lemonade stand near the street pavement]
Girl: But, mister, I need real money. I can't take a credit card.
Peter: Oh, I see. Cash only, eh? No paper trail, eh? What are selling? Reefer? Crack? Schmack? Horse? Ex? Shroom? Dust? Meth? In my neighborhood? I don't think so!
Peter: Chris, this is one of the times I hate us being from a long line of husky Griffins. But hey it could be worse. We could be looking like your great-great-great uncle, Jabba the Griffin.
[cutaway]
Jabba the Griffin: Rasha naba doe-a gola wookie nipple pinchy!
Peter: [on a scale] Aw man. Fargs, this says I gained weight.
Randall Fargus: That's impossible; take off your shirt. [Peter lifts his tracksuit to his head; his fat folds wiggle a bit. A leg in red with a grey shoe appears underneath his abdomen] The hell is that? [Randall lifts Peter's belly flap, and Stewie falls onto the floor, rolling to the bath on the head]
Stewie: Ahhhhh...! Ogh-hah... Bovine lummox! Ugh-hah..ha-hah... Oh, God..!
Randall Fargus: How did he even get in there?
Randall Fargus: Okay, you might be lagging a little, but Chris has got to have lost somethin'.
[Chris crashes through the ceiling, being too fat to even be held up by the floor and lands in the living room]
Chris: Hi, Dad! Hi, Mr. Fargus!
Randall Fargus: Oh my God, Chris what happened?!
Chris: I tripped and fell. Watch!
[Chris gets up and starts walking again and trips on purpose, imitating the past event. Chris is so fat, that when he lands on the ground, he breaks right through and falls into the basement]
Randall Fargus: Okay, so maybe you're both lagging.
[Peter and Chris are at Broderick's liposuction clinic because they want to suck out fat from Chris]
Broderick Brown: This is a very safe procedure, son. You won't feel a thing. I'm like a Green Beret, you know, I sneak inside you and scope around, like it's Vietnam or something, and I'm sneaking through the bush, you know, and I get all the fat like the fat is my buddy stuck behind enemy lines or something, you know, and when I got all my buddies, I sneak out again. I'm very mysterious when I'm inside of you, like the wind. You know.
[Peter and Chris' slim shape debuts to his family]
Lois: I...eh...uh... How... Why...i...i...
Stewie: My God, it's finally happened. They've became so massive, they collapsed into themselves like a neutron star!
Meg: Wow, Chris, you look wicked skinny. I'm, like, totally jealous.
Chris: Aw, thanks, Meg. I'm jealous of your mustache.
Meg: I-I-I don't have a mustache...d-do I?
Lois: Honey, it's fine. It makes you look distinguished.
Stewie: Well then. Giddy up.
Brian: I like Hillary Clinton; I don't care what anyone says.
Peter: Knock knock!
Brian: Hey, pal, you can't just walk in here without - holy crap, it's Peter.
Chris: Wow Dad, you're pretty, like a girl.
Woman: Hi. I'm on a scavenger hunt, and I need a human foot.
Peter: Well, as a rule, I would say no but, okay, come in. [picks a hacksaw and begin to saw his leg] So-uh, so this is what, it's for, like a school project or som...AAAGH! AAAAGH! AAAGH! AAGH!
Stewie: Damn you ice cream! Come to my mouth! How dare you disobey me![women and baby come walking down the sidewalk] What are you looking at you... you infantile... stupid? That's right, damn you and such. You can... burn in hell...
Lois: Well Peter, Chris, I guess you two learned a pretty valuable lesson.
Peter/Chris: Nope.
Randall Fargus: Of course...

Trivia[]

  • This episode debuts the running gag of Chris breaking through the ceiling of a room.
  • After a lifeguard mistakes Chris for a van, Peter places the automotive protective device 'The Club' on Chris.
  • A signed picture of Channel 5’s “Asian Reporter Tricia Takanawa” saying “Thanks, Dr. Ling!” can be seen on the Chinese/Irish acupuncturist’s wall.
  • The shot of Peter licking his nipple to embarrass Chris at the hotel pool was used as one of the clips in “The FCC Song" in “PTV”.
  • This is the first episode which surprisingly Chris notices he is fat.
  • Meg mentions to Chris that in order to lose weight all that he needs to do is regurgitate after eating. However, in "Back to the Woods", James Woods needed to show her the same technique.
  • Chris reads a comic book featuring the superhero She-Hulk.
  • While reading a newspaper, Brian states his admiration for former First Lady of the United States, Senator, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.
  • When Meg says that a lot of famous people have gotten Plastic Surgery, a scene shows a young Eskimo man of the name "Jennifer Love Hewitt" leaving home with the promise of becoming a famous Hollywood actor once he has used the services of a cosmetic surgeon.
  • Cleveland claims that his brother Broderick performed liposuction on actress Nell Carter and used the excess fat to “make the two kids from Good Burger,” a 1997 comedy film starring Kel Mitchell and Kenan Thompson.
  • At the end, the doctor treating Peter takes off Peter’s bandages and reveals what looks to be his new face in the shape of the children’s toy, the Mr. Potato Head doll.

Cultural References[]

  • The title of this episode is a reference to the song "Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred. The song is also performed in "Model Misbehavior".
  • When Stewie asks Lois what's the worst that could happen if he was left home by himself, a cutaway scene shows Stewie in a robe surrounded by beautiful women dressed as bunnies. This is an reference to Playboy founder Hugh Hefner and his famous Playboy Mansion parties. Stewie is called Griff by guest James Caan who punches a girl in the face, a reference to his history of playing violent characters as well as the fact that in 1980, Caan was charged with beating his ex-wife Sheila Ryan after she told him she planned to remarry.
  • As Stewie slips on the Griffins’ floor, he says “Damn you, Mop & Glo,” a cleaning product.
  • Stewie refers to the Griffins’ home as a 'Hooverville', a Great Depression-era term for a shantytown.
  • Peter slaps Lois in the bathroom, yelling “Get a hold of yourself,” a parody of a scene from the 1980 film Airplane!
  • Stewie uses an ultraviolet scanner to look for germs and exclaims "Oatmeal? Spittle? Semen? This must be where Wilford Brimley was strangled by Bob Crane". However, it wasn't Wilford Brimley but actor Bob Crane who was murdered in 1978. The reference to the oatmeal comes from Wilford Brimley's commercials for the Quaker Oats brand. The reference to semen comes from the evidence of semen found on Bob Crane's dead body.
  • When swimming, Stewie says he feels like “a young Johnny Weissmuller,” a 1920s-era Olympic swimmer who gained fame playing Tarzan.
  • Chris’ “great-great-great-uncle” Jabba the Griffin is a parody of Jabba the Hutt. The reference showed Jabba holding on to Leia's chain when she was a slave, while talking to her in Huttese, though ends the sentence saying “Wookie nipple pinchy” in reference to Jabba's semi-English speech patterns.
  • Stewie taunts Chris saying the meatloaf is "orgasmic". He proceeds to have a bite and pretends to have an orgasm. As Stewie finishes his act, Brian says motioning to Stewie "I'll have what he's having". This is a reference to the line "I'll have what she's having" from the deli scene in the film When Harry Met Sally.
  • When Peter couldn’t stop staring at the mirror and has an accident as a result, it parallels Narcissus, a man in Greek mythology who fell in love with himself and drowned to death in a pool of water that reflected his own image.
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