Have a Bar Mitzvah is a song sung by a bunch of Jews in a cutaway gag from the episode "Absolutely Babulous".
Have a Bar Mitzvah.
Collect the checks and,
Feel up a girl taller than you.
- The song is set to the tune of the famous Bar Mitzvah song, "Hava Nagila".
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