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Have You Ever Put Butter on a Poptart
Have You Ever Put Butter on a Pop Tart? is a song sung by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire in "Into Harmony's Way".

Lyrics

Both: Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
It's so frickin' good.
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should.
Peter: I was sittin' in the kitchen
One day, and I was itchin'
To fill up my belly
With the pipin' hot jelly
Of the best damn treat in the world.
Quagmire: He's talkin' Pop Tarts!
Peter: And I saw a stick of butter
And it almost made me shudder
And scream like a baby girl
Both: I don't want a giant penis
Or a rocket ship to Venus
I don't want to win the lottery.
I just want to squat and gobble
'Til I'm dizzy and I wobble
In a butter, fruit and dough tart dream.
So I put butter on a Pop Tart.
It was so freakin' good.
Have you ever put butter on a Pop Tart?
If you haven't then I think you should.
Quagmire (Speaking): Everybody come along with us!
Together: Have you ever put butter on a
Audience: Pop Tart!
Together: It's so freakin' good.
Quagmire (Speaking): Yeah!
Together: Have you ever put butter on a
Audience: Pop Tart!
Together: If you haven't then I think you should.
Quagmire (Speaking): Pop Tart!
Peter (Speaking): With butter?!

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