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Fanon version of Halloween on Spooner Street.


Plot

The episode is identical as the canon version but when Lois tells Chris he can't go out dressed as Bill Cosby because he looks like he's wearing blackface, Peter comes in. "I've had just about enough of your nagging bitch!" He beats her black and blue and sends her upstairs.

“Ow! No! Peter please! He can wear the Red Indian costume! Ow! Ah!” Koi’s cried as Peter beats her.

Meg going as a slutty cat lady was horrified.

Stewie dressed as a cartoon vampire duck was unsympathetic as he hated his parents.

Chris not understanding what is going on talks in Cosby gibberish.

Peter laughs hysterically. “Oh Chris that’s hilarious! You go enjoy yourself!”

Peter allows Chris to go out dressed as Bill Cosby. We hear Chris knock on Cleveland's house. "Chris, what the hell!?" Yells Cleveland.

”Ow! Peter you see! He’s offending everyone!” Lois nursed her black eye.

”Shut up bitch!” Peter snarled.

Stewie goes upstairs to his room to get ready for Halloween. He sees out his bedroom window loads of kids dressed as monsters for Halloween trick or treating. Stewie gets the wrong end of the stick and thinks they’re actual monsters.

”Aaaaaaagh! Brian! We’re being attacked by monsters!” Stewie screamed. He grabbed a powerful machine gun and fired out the window at the kids. Killing some. The rest fled screaming.

”Stewie what the hell?! Those are just kids! They’re trick or treating, like you are tonight.” said Brian.

”Ooooooh.... Whoopsie!” said Stewie in a silly manner. “Anyway. Lois! Lois! Get your ass out here I want to go and get candy!”

”Stewie, Your dad just gave her another beating. She’s traumatised. I’m taking you trick or treating.” said Brian.

”Not like that you aren’t! Brian it’s Halloween! You have to dress up...” said Stewie.

Brian sighed.

Meg was nursing Lois’s injuries.

”I’m so sorry Mom.” said Meg.

”That’s okay dear. Who are you going as?”

”A slutty cat girl.” said Meg.

”That’s nice.” said Lois. “Unlike your brother’s costume...”

Chris was being chased down the street by an angry mob of black people. “Aaaaaaaagh!”

”I’m a vampire duck.” said Stewie.

Meg goes to the party but manages to avoid being partnered with Chris for the wardrobe dare because of his obvious costume.

Chris is being beaten up by some black kids in his school year because they are offended by his costume.

”That’s racist yo!” A boy yelled.

Chris cried as he was beaten up.

”Chris maybe you should go home and get changed... that costume is really offensive...”

Chris tearfully does Bill Cosby impressions.

Instead Meg was partnered with a boy she was alright with and found cute. But when Connie revealed the mystery kissers as Meg and um... a boy. The boy was horrified and melted like Toht in Raiders of the Lost Ark.

Peter, Cleveland and Joe pull pranks on Quagmire as usual. Peter has a mosquito with an unknown illness. It bites Quagmire and his face swells up and he bleeds out of his eyes.

Then Joe dresses up as a woman and sleeps with Quagmire.

”Aaaaaaagh!” Quagmire screamed.

”I didn’t feel anything. But you did!” Joe laughed.

Meanwhile at Home Lois cried and nursed her injuries caused by her husband.

Stewie gets his candy stolen as usual. Stewie gets his candy back by killing the bullies. The mosquito bites Brian giving him the mysterious illness.

They arrive home triumphant with candy and share it. Meg comes home with a boy she did the wardrobe mystery make out with. Despite him melting earlier. Then Chris runs past the house screaming while being chased by an angry mob of black people.

Bonus episode: Peter's silly hate crime.

Based on the YouTube poop happy as a FamaF Gug.

Carter Pewterschmidt beats Peter who is on fire with a slipper to put him out repeatedly. The animation cycle is repeated.

In Da Boom, Peter eats the dehydrated food supplies that was supposed to last a month, suddenly he is thirsty. He drinks a glass of water and suddenly inflates because the dehydrated food has expanded inside him. “Everybody leave I have to poop. Now!” The family pause resulting in him shouting Now! again. They leave in a hurry but return as the animation is reset back a few frames. He yells Now! again three times, they repeatedly leave but return. Then Peter becomes the Beast from Disney's Beauty and the Beast, well we just pasted Beast's head over the top yelling GET OUUUUUUUUUT! They finally leave.

In a shot in the dark, Peter now hated and accused of racism for shooting Cleveland jr, tries to paint himself brown, Lois tries to beat him up as per canon but Peter beats her up instead. He spits on her and goes out painted brown. A few seconds later an angry mob of black people chase him screaming down the street.

In Peter, Husband, Father, Brother? At the NAACP when they find out Peter spent his reparations money on himself selfishly, Peter is edited to say "You're a negro now." In the microphone causing everyone to stand up suddenly and angerily glare at him. The scene cuts to a scene from I am Peter, hear me roar. Where an angry mob chases him.

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