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Give Up the Toad is a song sung by Peter Griffin and the students of James Woods Regional High School in "Let's Go to the Hop".

Lyrics

Peter: You'll get chills all through your body
and you'll lose all control
of your bladder
and your sphincter. That's your butt hole.
'Cuz if you use toad, then I'm telling you
You can kiss your life goodbye.
Yeah when you use toad,
It will mess you up.
It will make your mama cry.
That's no lie.
You'll choke on your tongue and die.
Got to give it up.
Students: Give up the toad now.
Peter: It's no joke, buddy, give it up.
Students: Gotta give up the toad now.
Peter: Or you'll croak, buddy, give it up.
Students: Gotta give up the toad now.
Peter: And don't smoke
Or you will see,
It hurts to pee.
There'll be blood, gushing from ya.
Everytime that you cough.
And forget getting lucky,
It falls off.
Yeah you'd better wise up
'Cuz I'm telling you
Toad is what Lando forbids.
Got to give it all up
Or you're gonna see
Your whole life will hit the skids
And your kids will be born without eyelids.
Gotta give it up.
Students: Give up the toad now
Thanks to you, Lando.
Peter: Give it up.
Brian: Give up the toad now.
Students: Thanks to you, Lando.
Peter: Give it up.
Students: Got to give up the toad now, Oh-oh-oooh.
Peter: I'm no fool.
Students: shoo-bi-do-bi-do-ba-ba-do-ba,
Peter: Lando's cool
Students: shoo-bi-do-bi-do-ba-ba-do-ba
All: YEAH!!!

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