Get Yourself an Abortion Today
Get Yourself an Abortion Today is a song sung by the Barbershop Quartet in "Partial Terms of Endearment".


Quartet: So you got knocked up and now you want to get an abortion
Cause the baby's not so welcome anymore
You might have heard about a place that's just for pregnant chicks
Abortion there is safer than behind the Motel 6
Now it doesn't matter why you gotta get an abortion
If the condom broke or if you're just a whore
You'll get unlaid because of Roe v. Wade
Which made it all OK
Get yourself an abortion today!
Now in case you're having second thoughts about your abortion
Just remember that it's not a baby yet
Basso: It's not a baby, baby.
Quartet: It has a shape that's kind of like a snail without a shell
And if it crawled into this room you'd run like bloody hell!
Basso: Oh no!
Quartet: Now you may have some concerns about the risks of abortion
But you're really just as safe as you can get
Incest or rape, with a magical scrape
Are simply whisked away
Get yourself an abortion today!
We really mean it
Get yourself an abortion today!
Bop bop bop
Basso: Yeah!

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