Firemen are not good friends.
They'll bang your wife when you are dead.
Your widowed bride will not be weeping.
It's with your friend, that she'll be sleeping.
And when you're gone, the flames of her sorrow, get extinguished by his human hose.
And no one knows.
Why you'd be friends with firemen.
- It is a parody on "The Sound of Silence" by Simon and Garfunkel.