Firemen Are Not Good Friends
Friends With Firemen is a song sung by disembodied background singers in the episode "No Giggity, No Doubt".


Firemen are not good friends.
They'll bang your wife when you are dead.
Your widowed bride will not be weeping.
It's with your friend, that she'll be sleeping.
And when you're gone, the flames of her sorrow, get extinguished by his human hose.
And no one knows.
Why you'd be friends with firemen.


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