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Holly Bibble
Season 19, Episode 9
Family Guy Last Supper
Air date November 15, 2020
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Holly Bibble is the 9th episode of the nineteenth season of Family Guy. It's the 461st episode, overall.

Synopsis[]

The Griffins go on vacation, only to spend most of their time, trapped in their hotel in lieu of a raging storm. To make their vacation somewhat entertaining, they decide to start telling bible stories.

Plot[]

Framing Device[]

The Griffins Read The Bible

Cooped up in a motel room due to a hurricane, the Griffins pass the time by reading the in-room bible. Brian isn't present on the vacation because Peter left him at home, chained to his doghouse. Brian is shown back at home, almost entirely submerged underwater in a giant river, with just his nose sticking out.

In the end, The rain stops in the power returns, so the family races each other to the next door Applebee's, but not without pushing down Meg first as the last one across has to pay. Off-camera, they run across the six lane highway where they get chewed out by a passing motorist, which causes a fight between him and Peter.

Adam & Eve[]

Peter Adam and Lois Eve

Starting with the first man and woman, they complain to God of being bored. But when He has to go away, warns them not to put their penises in the gopher holes and not to eat the apples. Despite this, Adam is focused only on eating an apple despite Eve's reservations. A serpent convinces her to eat the apples and share them with Adam. When God returns, he kicks them out of paradise and sends them to its opposite ... Jacksonville, Florida.

The family engages in a conversation about how Adam and Eve's family procreated, which disgusts Meg. After listening to an argument in the parking lot, Peter proceeds to the story of Noah.

Noah's Ark[]

Peter is Noah and There's Lions

After attempting to steal multiple jokes from Bill Cosby, Noah breaks the news to his wife that he's building an ark, stealing wood from the front of his neighbor's house. Sorting out the animals, he tries to teach his son to sail. Noah also tries to leave out the spiders and snakes. As boredom starts to set in, they finally spy land as Peter closes with more Bible inbreeding.

As they note that usually butt stuff that triggers God's wrath now, both Chris and Peter vow no more butt stuff, but Stewie prays for more rain.

Chris asks for another story and Peter reads the in-room information sheet. Lois tries to go out to get food and runs into Cleveland, quickly ducking back inside. When they look through the mini fridge for food, they find crackers and wine, which reminds Peter of another Bible story.

The Last Supper[]

Biblical Chicken Fight

While dying Easter eggs, Jesus tells Mary Magdalene that he's going to be having a supper with his guys. Pontius Pilate arranges a deal with Judas to betray Christ. After placing their order and getting their picture taken, Jesus reveals that he will be betrayed that night. Trying to share communion, he gets tired of being interrupted by a birthday song nearby so offers to put it off for a week. But the centurions arrive to arrest him.

Credits Scene[]

After the storm passes, The Griffins are back at home, where Brian is mad at them for leaving him to die.

Characters[]

Major Roles[]

Minor Roles[]

Quotes[]

[The Griffins (sans Brian) are on vacation during a hurricane]
Meg: Where's Brian?
Lois: Oh my God. When we evacuated, I think we forgot him.
Peter: It's okay, Lois. I left him chained up in the gully in the backyard.
[Cutaway to Brian nearly drowning in a river in the backyard back at home]
Brian: Guys? ... Guys!?
Peter: A book called "t" written by Holly Bibble.
Chris: "Uh, Peter. I think that's the holy bible" is what Brian would say if he wasn't drowning in our backyard.
Meg: When he's gone, can we get a bird?
Lois: [referring to The Bible] It's Harry Potter for stupid people.
Stewie: Hey, guys. Could you tone it down? This is offensive to the open button shirt necklace community.
Adam: I think the leaf over my balls is poison ivy.
[Adam and Eve name things]
Adam: That green leafy thing, that's a Kasey. That thing flying through the sky, there, Kasey.
Eve: You can't name everything "Kasey".
Adam: Alright, fine Eve. What's the word for that thing flying through the sky?
Eve: I don't know, a bird.
Adam: Oh, bird? Bird is the word?
God: Well, I gotta go get yelled at for being late to something I didn't wanna go to in the first place.
Eve: Adam, would you like a pear?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Orange?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Grape?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Peach?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Nectarine?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Pineapple?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Plum?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Kasey?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Cantaloupe?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Honeydew?
Adam: Apple.
Eve: Clementine?
Adam: Apple.
[The serpent emerges from the tree of Eden]
Serpent: Hey, you guys looking for some apples?
Adam: You know, I could go for an apple.
Eve: If we eat the apple, we're kicked out of paradise.
Serpent: They have antioxidants.
Eve: They do?
Serpent: Why would I lie? I'm a snake in a tree. I have nothing to gain from lying to you, aside from the minor sexual thrill of watching someone eat something and-and that's minor.
[Lois talks about Adam and Eve]
Lois: They populated the Earth.
Meg: How?
Lois: They had kids.
Meg: Okay but then what did they do?
Lois: They had kids too.
Meg: With who?
Lois: They were fruitful.
Meg: With who?
Peter: Either with each other or their parents.
God: Noah, I want you to build an ark.
Noah: Riiiiight ... What's an ark?
God: A large ship. 40 cubits by 80 cubits by 40 cubits.
Noah: Riiiiight ... What's a cubit?
Lois: Wait a minute, are you just doing Bill Cosby bits?
Peter: Well, why not? All of his stuff is up for grabs. What is he gunna do, sue us?
Naamah: Now, it's time to get ready for school.
Ham: There's no school today. There was another mass stoning.
Naamah: Oh, another school stoning. When will we learn? If only those teachers had stones, then they could stone back.
Shem: Hello? Stone control?
Naamah: Shem, stones don't kill people. People kill people ... with stones.
Shem: They should seriously just ban stones altogether.
Naamah: Shem, you can't ban stones. The second commandment clearly stipulates, "Thou shalt have the right to bear arms."
Ham: I don't think the founding fathers ever envisioned people today stones this large, when they wrote the commandments, four days ago.
Noah: Can we not politicize the stoning? Alright? Thought and prayers. Thoughts and prayers for the bashed.
[Noah steals deconstructs his neighbor's house, causing the latter to fall out of his bathtub]
Biblical Cleveland: No no no no NOAH!
Noah: Alright, uh lions, you'll be with the zebras. Cheetahs, you're with antelopes. Snakes, you'll be with mongooses and tiny rats. Crocodiles, you're with the water crossing wildebeests. Uh, bats you're with bugs. Foxes, rabbits. Polar bears, penguins. Anteaters, ants. Seagulls, empty plastic six pack rings. Pitbulls, city babies. Alinity, you're with your own pets. And Christian Bale, you're with the annoying cameramen.
Annoying Cameraman: Hey, Christian. Looks like I'm rooming with you.
Christian Bale: OH, GOOD FOR YOU!
[Shem gets captured and taken away by a vulture]
Shem: SOMEBODY THROW AWAY THE BALLED UP UNDERWEAR IN MY ROOM! DON'T LOOK AT IT JUST THROW IT AWAY!
Chris: [thought] God, if you stop this rain, I promise I'll never do butt stuff.
Peter: [thought] God, if you stop this tain, I promise I'll never do butt stuff again.
Stewie: [thought] Let it pour.
Jesus: Hey, hey, Mary. That half orange, half red one is mine so don't eat it. I wanna have it for when we watch The Sound of Music on Sunday.
Mary: We don't have to wait 'til Sunday. We can eat these eggs tonight.
Jesus: Oh, sorry. I got that big supper with the guys tonight but tomorrow's Friday. Date night. You and me. Nothing's keeping me from that. Somebody would have to nail me to a piece of wood and throw me in a cave grave.
Pontius: Grace? Grace, am I done? Can I go home?
[Grace Wheelberg from Ferris Bueller's Day Off enters]
Grace: Oh, not yet. You still have that meeting with that Judas Iscariot, regarding that Jesus fella.
Pontius: Ugh, right, Jesus. Man that guy's a pain in the ass.
Grace: Oh, well he's very popular. The lepers, the Canaanites, the fishermen, the Philippians, that woman at the well. Oh, they all love him. They think he's a righteous dude.
Basemeth Christ?
Jesus: Uh, Yes. That's us.
Basemeth: Ed, Christ?
Jesus: Uh, no. No, Jesus Christ.
Ed: I'm Ed Christ.
Basemeth: Great, is your whole party here?
Ed: Almost. My wife, Stephanie is out pooping on some hay but she is here.
Jesus: Let's all sit on the same side of the table.
Basemeth: Hello, everybody. My name is Basemeth and I will be your server for tonight. Can I start you folks off with anything to drink?
Jesus: Yes, we'll all be splitting one cup of wine and can we have some bread and no other food at all?
Jesus: Before the night is over, one of you will betray me.
[Everyone stares intently at Andrew (played by Cleveland Brown)]
Andrew: This is some bull crap. I'm the only one who's the color we're supposed to be in this thing.
Jesus: Okay, good. Here's the bread. Now everybody listen up. Take this and eat it. It's supposed to be ... like, my body.
Philippus: Ew, what part?
Jesus: I'm not gunna say what part but you're supposed to eat it, while kneeling.
Jesus: Aw, son of a bitch! Alright, forget it. You know what? This whole thing is ruined! Okay? We'll just do it next week.
John: Next week!?
Jesus: Yeah, next week. I mean it's not like this is our last supper.
Brian: I was left to die.

Songs[]

  • Happy, Happy Birthday

Trivia[]

  • Brian has a minor role in this episode, only appearing twice and having two lines. First, he appears in a cutaway gag, where he's chained up at home and drowning in the rain. He appears again later in the ending credits, saying that he was left to die in the rain from before.
  • Meg is interested in replacing Brian with a bird, when he inevitably dies.
  • As stated by the male wombat, wombats do in fact produce cube-shaped droppings.

Cultural References[]

  • The title of this episode is a mixup of Holy Bible.
  • The Griffins tell stories that reimagine three bible stories.
    • Adam & Eve
    • Noah's Ark
    • The Last Supper
  • The name of the hurricane in this episode is Hurricane Michael Caine and it is said to be 100 times as impressive as Hurricane Dean Cain.
  • Noah's family discussing mass stonings and "stone control" is an obvious euphemism for gun violence.
  • The mice saying "Three Weeks Later" is a reference to that stupid pig movie, Babe.
  • Judas' kiss, or also known as the Kiss of Judas, was a sign given to centurions posted nearby as to identity of Jesus.
  • Lois considers the Bible to be Harry Potter for stupid people.
  • Peter steals the Bill Cosby bits, "Right" and "Chocolate Cake for Breakfast". [1] [2]
  • Christian Bale's actual rant was against the Terminator Salvation director of photography, not a cameraman.
  • The biblical version of Brandy uses a biblical version of Google called "Bibble".

Continuity[]

  • While sheltering in the motel to ride out the storm, The Griffins make a callback to the last time they dealt with a hurricane in "Seahorse Seashell Party".

Deleted Scenes[]

  • Peter goes to the bathroom and everybody can hear him clearly.
  • Peter saying that God invented the sitcom line "That Went Well".
  • Adam sexually harasses Eve and God does an Office confessional.
  • Story break where Lois tells Peter to stop joking around and Chris opens a bag of Doritos.
  • God making it a rule, forbidding Adam to stick his penis into gopher holes, which Adam instantly breaks.
  • Adam reminding Eve about God's nightmare of a girlfriend.
  • God asking Adam and Eve if they want to buy an artistic pot from him.
  • Alternate phrasing of Peter explaining biblical incest to Meg.
  • Peter watching a guy in the parking lot scream at his girlfriend.
  • Peter talking about a fat old woman wearing nothing but a T-Shirt.
  • Noah telling Ham and Shem to stop stealing Bill Cosby jokes.
  • Ham and Shem listening to every fifth word of Noah arguing with Naamah.
  • Noah acts like a dick to Ham and yells at him for not knowing everything about knot tying and boats.
  • Noah not bringing spiders and snakes on the ark.
  • Peter saying that Ham and Shem married incestuously.
  • Peter reads a laminated motel information sheet.
  • Alternate take on Lois failing to go outside, where she makes eye contact with Cleveland.
  • Jesus talks says that if someone isn't present for the fantasy football drafting, it will all be ruined.
  • Mary suggesting Jesus change clothes and Jesus calling her a whore.
  • Jesus wanting the seating to be a whole bunch of boys.
  • Peter finds a toenail being used as a bookmark for the bible.
  • Chris getting a job as a night security guard where he reads the bible and publicly announces not being gay.
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