Executive Bathroom Island is a private island, owned by Pawtucket Brewery. It is only accessible by a helicopter, provided by Pawtucket Brewery, and access is only granted to executives at the company. It's primary resource is a toilet, that sits out in the open, by a peaceful waterfall in a serene forest. All that accompanies it, is a stick pole, that wields a roll of toilet paper and people are expected to just poop and pee into that. Nevermind the fact that you're doing your business out in public. It has a "peaceful atmosphere", so apparently, you're not supposed to care. It appeared in "Tales of a Third Grade Nothing".
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