FANDOM


Evil Monkey Song
Evil Evil Monkey is a song sung by Chris Griffin in "Saving Private Brian".

Lyrics

Chris: Evil monkey holds the key.
Evil monkey's gonna get me.
I'm hiding underneath my sheets for fear he'll point and show his teeth!
Evil, evil monkey!
Band: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris: Evil, evil monkey!
Band: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris: Evil monkey wants me dead.
Evil monkey standing at my bed.
I never get a wink of sleep, because that monkey's such a creep!
Evil, evil monkey!
Band: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris: Evil, evil monkey!
Band: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris: My parents don't believe, there's an evil monkey!
Neither my mom, or the oafish drunky!
I'm terrified to do anything at night
No going to the potty, or I'll get such a fright.
I gotta hold it in, so in bed I stay
And I have to do my chicken choking, during the day!
THAT'S WHY I'M ALWAYS LATE FOR DINNER!
YEAH!
Band: Evil monkey! Evil monkey! Evil monkey! Evil monkey!
THIS MONKEY'S GUNNA MURDER ME!
Band: Evil monkey! Evil monkey! Evil monkey! Evil monkey!
Chris: If there's trouble to cause, then he's gunna cause it.
He's hiding like a monster in my closet.
If I go in and fight with him, I know I'm gunna lose!
Just look at what he did, when he fought with Tom Cruise!
Band: Evil monkey! Evil monkey! Evil monkey! Evil monkey!
Chris: Evil monkey make his mark!
Evil monkey hiding in the dark!
He's driving me madness, so I'll never see the fight of day!
Evil, evil monkey!
Band: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris: Evil, evil monkey!
Band: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris (Speaking): Everybody!
Chris: Evil, evil monkey!
Audience: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris: Evil, evil monkey!
Audience: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris: Evil, evil monkey!
Audience: Evil, evil monkey!
Chris: Evil, evil monkaaay!
OWW!!!

Trivia

  • The uncensored version of the song contains a verse about Tom Cruise being a closeted homosexual. This does not air on some major networks.
Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.