Depressey McMuslimboy is a high school student at James Woods Regional High School. He is an Islamic fundamentalist, who suffers from chronic depression and expresses it by going "emo". Being both a Muslim and an emo, that makes him twice as suicidal as usual. One day, he committed suicide by blowing himself up in the middle of the school with a bomb and killing 3 other students, and injuring 9 others. His only appearance was in "A Fistful of Meg".