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Dancing in Asian
Come On Home is a song sung by Peter, Joe, and Cleveland in "Candy Quahog Marshmallow!". A reprise was later sung by Quagmire and Sujin's family.

Lyrics

Cleveland: Quagmire
Joe: Quagmire
Peter: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo
Your new romance has you lost in an Asian trance
So we're breaking the spell with a K-pop dance
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: In our booty pants
Peter/Joe/Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Everything in this land is complete nonsense
Even worse, Kim Jong-un lives across that fence
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Come home where you belong
Quahog is your home
Peter/Joe/Cleveland: Quagmire
Peter: Who wants to live in Korea?
Joe/Cleveland: Come home
Peter: Their name sounds like gonorrhea
Joe/Cleveland: Go home
Peter: So Quagmire please tell 'em "see ya"
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home.
Cleveland: Boy
Peter: Whiskey, steaks and giant bongs
Ricki Lake and Howie Long
Giant boobies firm and strong
Joe/Cleveland: Not here!
Peter: Only in the U-S-A, Eh
Come on home today
Cleveland: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo
Peter: Confusing dance break
[Interlude]
Peter: Random names of snacks now
Peter/Joe/Cleveland: Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
Peter: You only belong in Quahog
Joe/Cleveland: Come home
Peter: You really love pussy
They eat dogs
So buddy, please run and don't jog and.
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your home.
Cleveland: Boy
Peter: Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo.
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh.
Heh, heh, heh, heh, heh, heh-ooo.

Reprise

Quagmire: Who wants to live in Korea?
Their name sounds like gonorrhea
Sujin's family: Candy
Quahog
Marshmallow!
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!

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