Chris Has Got a Date, Date, Date, Date, Date

Synopsis

Plot

TBA

Characters

Major Roles

• Chris Griffin
• Stewie Griffin
• Taylor Swift
• Kara Morris
• Peter Griffin
• Angela
• Ben Bailey
• Brian Griffin

Minor Roles

• Lois Griffin
• Meg Griffin
• Glenn Quagmire
• Cleveland Brown
• Joe Swanson
• Bonnie Swanson
• Neil Goldman
• Rupert
• Tom Tucker
• Principal Shepherd
• Brenda McGuire
• Mickey Dunnberg
• Morty Norton
• Zack Morris
• Bill Cosby
• Donna Tubbs-Brown (Cameo)
• Cleveland Jr. (Cameo)
• Roberta Tubbs (Cameo)
• Rallo Tubbs (Cameo)
• Kimi Quagmire (Cameo)
• Mort Goldman (Cameo)
• Seamus Levine (Cameo)
• Anne Murray (Mentioned)
• Greased Up Deaf Guy (Mentioned)

Songs

• Lox and Bagels
• The Boy in the Giant Tux
• Me, Taylor

Quotes

Peter: Alright, red light. Time to text and shave and whittle and floss.

Stewie: You've just gotta do what Taylor Swift does and shake it off.

Chris: Who's Taylor Swift?

[Stewie pauses in shock]

Stewie: Oh my God! Am I about to introduce you to Taylor Swift?

Chris: What is she, a singer?

Stewie: She's much more than a singer, Chris. She's ... she's ... she's the queen! A goddess! A gazelle in a high-waisted swimsuit!

[Peter fills out a form]

Peter: Name ... Peter Griffin. Criminal history ... This section is optional. I will skip this.

Stewie: [talking to Taylor Swift] Okay, so let's talk about Harry Styles. Now, you don't have to say anything. I'm just gonna slowly pull out this tape measure, and you indicate when I should stop. Okay, here I go.

[Stewie starts pulling out the tape measure]

Stewie: Still going ... still going ... Oh my God, you bitch! Seriously?

Chris: Taylor, this is our sister, Meg and our dog, Brian.

Taylor: Nice to meet you both.

Meg: We're not all so impressed. I've met Dan Aykroyd.

Brian: I'm sorry, uh, which cast member of Hee Haw are you?

[Stewie runs up and starts beating them with the tape measure]

Stewie: WILL YOU BE NICE!?

Chris: Sorry about my family.

Taylor: Don't apologize. They seem nice.

Chris: Well, you wouldn't say that if you ever saw in the movies.

[Cutaway the the family in a movie theater]

Peter: Alright, we got our popcorn from home, our soda from home, our snacks from home and Braveheart.

[Peter picks up a guy in his car]

Guy: Hey, what's up? I'm just going to Quahog Stadium.

Peter: Okay, would you like the AC on or the windows down?

Guy: How 'bout both?

Peter: Gasp!

[Peter excitedly drives with the AC on and the windows down]

Guy: Pretty great right?

Peter: It is! It really is! Thank you, genius person!

Guy: No problem. Hey, you ever go in a hot tub while it's snowing outside?

Peter: UH ... WHAT!?

Secretary: Ms. Swift, your song writing team is here.

[Two old Jewish guys walk in]

Mickey: We've got a socko tune for you, Taylor. Hit it, Morty. [singing] Lox and bagels and bagels and lox. I like being a girl. Glittery shoes with rainbow socks. I like being a girl.

Taylor: Okay, one thought. What if we changed "lox" to "boys" and "bagels" to "problems".

Morty: Oh, that's good! Like when you changed "Pickle it good" to "Shake it off".

[Chris, Brian, and Stewie appear in Taylor Swift's house]

Chris: Hi, Taylor.

Taylor: Chris? What are you guys doing here?

Chris: I wanted to talk to you.

Stewie: Your house is way nicer than Anne Murray's. We broke in there too.

Trivia

• Stewie's Twitter account, "@StewGriff3", is an actual account as of October 2015. However, in real life, it was started by animation associate producer Brent Crowe.

Continuity

• Meg references to the events of "Spies Reminiscent of Us", when she says she's met Dan Aykroyd before.
• Stewie makes a callback to "Chris Cross", when he mentions breaking into Anne Murray's house.

Cultural References

• The episode title references Taylor Swift's song "Shake it Off" that has several verses of similarly repeating melody.
• Stewie's music video for Chris is a parody of Taylor Swift's "You Belong With Me".
• "Self Esteem" by The Offspring plays as Peter arrives as a Lyft driver.
• Peter dressed as a talk show host is a reference to Johnny Carson, the Tonight Show host. Tonight Show producer Fred de Cordova is listed as the producer in ending credits, and a Carson Entertainment style logo is shown.