Carter and Tricia is an episode of Family Guy.
- Peter Griffin
- Carter Pewterschmidt
- Tricia Takanawa
- Irene Takanawa
- Stewie Griffin
- Brian Griffin
- Lois Griffin
- Chris Griffin
- Meg Griffin
- Joe Swanson
- Ollie Williams
- Jesus Christ
- Tom Tucker
- Joyce Kinney
- Billy Christ
- Glenn Quagmire (Non-Speaking Cameo)
- Babs Pewterschmidt (Mentioned)
- Are we talking about Jake Gyllenhaal or Jared Leto?
- A stupid cutaway about Dr. Frankenstein and Igor.
- Peter becoming that guy with a ski tan that he can't talk about.
- Extended dialogue about standing desks.
- Peter saying something dumb about people disrespecting him if he wears shorts.
- Peter wanting to go to Surf Camp.
- Stewie showing a driving video, where everyone is played by him.
- Peter fucking around with the underpants vending machine.
- Pointless dialogue between Chris and Lois, explaining what we already know.
- Peter assisting a really, really old Indiana Jones get out of the bathtub.
- Carter and Tricia tack about buttocks and knuckles.
- Carter belches through his nose.
- Tricia thinks Papa John is dying his eyebrows, so she fucks him.
- A cutaway about pedophile boy scouts.
- Peter and Carter chuckling for no apparent reason, making everyone else chuckle.
- Stewie and Brian making some dumb joke, where Stewie asks him for ice cream.
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