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Baby Got Black
Season 11, Episode 9
Baby Got Black
Air date November 4, 2012
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Replaced: Brian's Story

Baby Got Black is the ninth episode of the eleventh season of Family Guy. It's the two hundred and fifty-fifth episode overall.

Synopsis[]

When Chris begins to date Jerome's daughter, Pam, Jerome forbids it. But when Chris and Pam run away together, Jerome and Peter must work together to find their kids

Plot[]

At The Drunken Clam, the guys hear a news story of a kid who dies staying away playing Halo and wager each other over who can stay awake the longest. To pass the time, the guys crank call Cleveland and Mort over their dead wives. Sixty two hours without sleep later, the guys start to hallucinate. Joe falls asleep first, but when Peter and Quagmire awake the next day, they find they have to review Quagmire's security camera footage to determine Peter won the bet. To celebrate, he takes the family go out to eat at Sporty's. When Chris goes to pick out a lobster, he bumps into his classmate Pam and her father Jerome. But when they part, Pam plants a steamy kiss on Chris.

Chris later introduces Pam to the family as his girlfriend to their unease. Lois nervously notes she voted for Obama and Peter is impressed that she isn't fat. But at The Clam, Jerome forbids Pam from seeing Chris and Peter accuses him of being racist despite his objects. He invites Jerome and his daughter to dinner but Jerome strongly resists any overtures of friendship and Peter tries to convince him that white people have done a lot of good but only make him angrier as he drags Pam away.

The next day, Chris mopes over Pam, worried that he'll never meet anyone else and he decides to confront Jerome. But Jerome later comes to Peter and tells of finding a note that their kids have run away together. As they hide out in a motel, they try to figure out what to do and Pam tells him to get undressed while she prepares herself as well. Chris admits his inexperience and Pam confesses hers as well. As Peter and Jerome cruise town, they are pulled over by a police officer who questions them and Jerome later angrily notes that it happens all the time. Blowing off some steam, Jerome notes that most of his anger is in his protection of Pam and that he likes Peter. They arrive at the motel to find Chris and Pam making out. Peter's admonishment of Chris takes a racist tone which Jerome realizes is a reflection of his own attitudes and agrees to let the kids see each other.

Though in the end credits, Pam reveals to Jerome that Chris dumped her after seeing her body and revealing he wanted to get laid from her, proving his overprotectiveness.

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Quotes[]

Tom Tucker: Good evening, I'm Tom Tucker. Tonight the conclusion of our three part report on beastiality at the aquarium. But first our top story: A local boy dies after playing video games for 51 hours straight. He was playing Halo, now he has a halo. Just kidding, he was gay.
Quagmire: You guys are gonna lose. It's been 62 hours. Joe, you're about to drop, and Peter, you've been hallucinating all night.
Peter: Yeah, whatever Quagmire, I've gotta go to the bathroom. Where's your toilet?
[Peter pictures Quagmire as a toilet]
Quagmire: Right here, Peter.
Peter: Better cover the seat. Ah, JK, I'm not fancy.
[Joe pictures Quagmire and Peter as pizza toppings]
Quagmire: Pizza pizza!
Peter: Peter Peter!
Lois: Peter, wake up. I need to know if I can delete your iCarlys from the DVR.
[Chris receives a steamy goodbye kiss from Pam at a restaurant in front of the lobster tank]
Lobster: Hey, Chris...these [clacks its claws] on her nipples. Ha, ha, ha.
Chris: [To a passing waiter] Kill that one.
Peter: [to Chris] I figured the day you came home with a girl, we'd have to back her through the garage.
[cut to Peter in the garage guiding a fat girl]
Peter: A little further, a little further, a little further, whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Okay, now do you prefer Fatty or Mrs. Boombalady?
[Peter gives Chris the sex talk]
Peter: IT'S AWESOME!
[Peter tries to convince Jerome to let Pam date a white person]
Peter: Look, I think if you got to know us better, you wouldn't have any problem with your daughter dating one of us.
Quagmire: [off camera] I'll date her.
Peter: [as a decapitated head from Lord of the Flies] I took one step outside the resort.
Jerome: If we're friends, what's my last name?
Peter: Cool J?
Jerome: Where am I from?
Peter: The south part of a large city?
Jerome: Where'd I go to college?
Peter: Does it air commercials during daytime judge programs?
Jerome: Peter, you only got one of those right and I don't even think you meant to.
Peter: [to Jerome] That's right, you banged my wife.
Stewie: He did? No wonder I had so room in there. [To Vinny] Her womb was like one of those places where they reconstruct crashed airplanes.
Vinny: [cringes] And now I have a nasty image in my head that won't go away.
Pam: But, Dad, Chris treats me really well. He gave me this diamond necklace.
Vinny: Aye, that's my mother's diamond necklace!
Chris: [through gritted teeth] Cool it, Vinny, I'm trying to get laid!
Peter: I'm great at finding stuff. Last night, I found Lois' g-spot.
Lois: [off camera] No, he didn't!
Peter: I didn't know she was home. I was able to please her in other ways, though.
Lois: [off screen] No!
Peter: [after tipping Jerome's car over] I'm too fat to be in the car by myself.
Jerome: The police pull me over for made-up violations all the time. You don't know what it's like to be treated like a criminal.
Peter: Hey, I've been arrested before for laws I break. Though I don't know if I'm good to relate as I also get away scot-free from most of my crimes.
Jerome: But I've never broken a law in my life, Peter. I'm a forty-two-year-old man, I own a business, I pay my taxes, and yet I got to deal with this crap every time I step outside my house. Makes me so damn angry, I don't know what to do with myself.
Jerome: Peter, you seem like a nice guy. I don't mind having you in my bar man, but it's different when it's your baby girl.
Peter: I guess...I just have boys.
Peter: [to Jerome] It takes a man with a crazy-big hog to admit when he's wrong.
Peter: Lesbians have regular carpets too, you pervs.

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