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| An Original Age Old Story | |
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| Season 16, Episode 4 | |
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| Air date | October 1, 2017 |
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An Original Age Old Story is the fourth episode of the sixteenth season of Family Guy. It is the three hundred and seventy second episode, overall.
Synopsis[]
Brian writes a book, based on the recent events of his life. Meanwhile, The Beer Bar Buddies pretend to be old, so they can get free service at Quahog Acres.
Plot[]
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Meanwhile, the Beer Bar Buddies are sitting at The Drunken Clam, discussing their usual topics of beer, sports and women. Suddenly, Peter has an idea to go to the Quahog Acres retirement home and pretend to be old to get the free service. Despite warnings from their wives, they all still decide to go through with their plan. They buy fake mustaches, gray wigs, and cane accessories and head to Quahog Acres. At Quahog Acres, they introduce themselves as "Jack, Bob and Phil" and start to enjoy all the perks of being senior citizens. They are served free food and drinks and are even given preferential treatment at the Bingo games. However, things take a turn for the worse when they are caught by the staff, due to one of the staff members recognizing Peter from him signing up his parents to the Acres and call the police. Which leads to them getting arrested and charged with fraud and impersonation. They are sentenced to community service at the Quahog Acres. As they serve their community service, and they realize that they have learned a valuable lesson about the importance of honesty and integrity. They apologize to the residents of Quahog Acres and promise to never impersonate senior citizens again. The episode ends with Peter discussing his newfound respect for senior citizens with his family and promising he learned his lesson, to which Chris says "You're not gunna keep the lesson, but at least ya learned it, Dad".
Characters[]
Major Roles[]
Minor Roles[]
- Lois Griffin
- Kimi Quagmire
- Bonnie Swanson
- Donna Tubbs-Brown
- Lance Prueher
- Chris Griffin
- Cleveland Brown Jr.
- John Herbert
- Mayor Adam West
- Lou Spinazola
- Brandy
- Juanita
Quotes[]
- Peter: Guys, I just had the greatest idea ever. You guys remember Quahog Acres?
- Cleveland: "Quahog Acres"?
- Peter: You know, Quahog Acres? The retirement home where most of the old people go? You put your father in there years ago.
- Cleveland: Peter, my father's never stepped foot in there.
- Peter: Wha-? You don't remember? You told me about that retirement home so I could put my mom and dad in there when they crashed at my house. Hell, Quagmire, Joe, you two were both there.
- Cleveland: Yeah, still nothing.
- Quagmire: Got nuthin'
- Joe: Doesn't ring a bell.
- Peter: We should pretend to be old, so we can get free service at Quahog Acres!
- Quagmire: What? That's ridiculous, Peter. We can't just pretend to be someone we're not.
- Peter: Why not? We'll get free food, drinks, and all kinds of perks that we need to get for ourselves. Plus, think of all the hot, old ladies we'll meet.
- [When the wives of the husbands, minus Quagmire's wife Kimi, invade on their daydreams about hot old women]
- Lois: Peter, stop thinking about other women.
- Peter/Joe/Quagmire/Cleveland: Ahh!
- Peter: How the hell did you guys get here?! I thought you were home.
- Bonnie: Wife-senses. Tells you when your husbands are thinking about other women.
- [Cleveland looks around to see where's Quagmire's wife]
- Cleveland: Quagmire, where's your wife?
- [Kimi walks through the Drunken Clam entrance]
- Kimi: Hey, did anyone else get a weird sense in their body?
- Lois: Peter, that's not only morally wrong, it's illegal and can get you all in serious trouble.
- Peter: Lois, if Brian can get kicked out our house because he cancelled on Twitter for making a bad tweet, I don't think pretending to be seniors can get us in as much trouble as Brian's in.
- Peter: The important thing is that I learned my lesson.
- Chris: You're not gunna keep the lesson, but at least ya learned it, Dad.
Trivia[]
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