Adolf Hitler
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Adolf Hitler
Full name

Adolphus Hitler

Age

56 (deceased)

Job(s)

Artist (formerly)
Dictator

Relatives

Klara Hitler (mother; deceased)
Alois Hitler (father; deceased)
Gustav Hitler (brother; deceased)
Ida Hitler (sister; deceased)
Otto Hitler (brother; deceased)
Edmund (brother; deceased)
Paula Hitler (sister; deceased)
Peter Hitler (brother; deceased)
Eva Braun (wife; deceased)
Peter Griffin (great descendant)

Voiced by

John Viener

Adolphus "Adolf" Hitler was an evil German dictator, who led the Nazi party through WWII in causing the genocide of around six million Jews in a horrible historical tragedy, which lasted from 1933 to 1945. Hitler is a hilarious cartoon character in Family Guy, who is always being played for shits and giggles. He is voiced by John Viener.

Biography

In "Death Has a Shadow", Adolf Hitler went to Das Gym, where he was a weak, scrawny little bitch who couldn't even lift any weights. Just then, he saw an extremely muscular and handsome Jew who got a bunch of girls loving him and Hitler got angry and jealous, thus beginning what we now know as The Holocaust.

In "I Never Met the Dead Man", a German guy who looked like Hitler ran a German Bratwurst stand and then he attacked and took over a Polish Sausage stand. After that, he planned on doing the same to a Czech Wiener stand.

In "Holy Crap", Adolf Hitler was seen in Hell, playing poker with John Wilkes Booth, Al Capone, and Superman.

In "Death is a Bitch", a cutaway gag showed what life would be like if Adolf Hitler was still alive today. In it, Hitler had his own talk show, called Hitler, where Christian Slater was a guest. Hitler had Slater take his shirt off and talk about his new movie. Jewel, David Schwimmer, and Matthew Perry would also be guests on the show.

In "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter", a cutaway gag showed Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun, hiding out in a bunker, where they were planning on killing themselves to escape facing the consequences of their actions. Hitler and Eva were about to take cyanide pills on the count of three but the kept copping out and lovingly teasing each other like the happy little couple they were, getting all giggly and silly.

In "PTV", Peter did the Hitler salute during the song, "The Fellas at the Freakin' FCC", comparing the FCC to Nazis.

In "Untitled Griffin Family History", Peter revealed that Adolf Hitler was one of the relatives of The Griffin Family. A flashback to the 1940's showed Peter's great ancestor, Peter Hitler who was the obnoxious brother of Adolf Hitler and would always drive him crazy by being a stupid retard, when he was just trying to work.

In "Whistle While Your Wife Works", Jillian saw a historical documentary on Adolf Hitler and said that somebody should really stop him, stupidly believing that he was still alive.

In "No Meals on Wheels", Peter was sick of Mort stealing his lawnmower so be built a "Scarejew" which was a scarecrow that looked like Hitler to scare him away.

In "It Takes a Village Idiot, and I Married One", Lois lied to the people of Quahog, saying that they need to pay new taxes because Adolf Hitler and The Legion of Doom are hiding in Lake Quahog and planning to assassinate Jesus Christ. Although this was clearly a lie, it turned out to be accidentally accurate. Hitler screamed and yelled, wondering how she could have found out and Hulk admitted that he might have been responsible for getting the word out, falsely blaming himself for Lois' "knowledge" on the event.

In "420", Carter made an anti-marijuana propaganda video which was live action footage of Adolf Hitler with jpegs of weed edited in and him dubbing over Hitler to make it look and sound like Hitler wanted to legalize marijuana in Germany, so that people would think it was a bad thing.

In "Brian Griffin's House of Payne", Brian's book, Faster Than the Speed of Love was compared to Hitler's book Mein Kampf.

In "Road to Germany", Adolf Hitler plays a bigger role than ever when Stewie and Brian traveled back to the days of WWII and met Hitler in person. Hitler mistook Stewie for a reflection of himself in a mirror at first, as Stewie was dressed as him and he pulled off a series of funny poses, including one that resembled the iconic position of The Finger Monkey but then Hitler eventually found out that Stewie was a faker and he tried to capture and kill him. However, Stewie and Brian distracted him with the musical number, "Whenever" before Mort forced them into the time machine to escape and go back to the present.

In "Partial Terms of Endearment", an anti-abortion video showed that the man who would have killed Hitler was aborted.

In "German Guy", Chris met Franz Gutentag, who was a Hitler-supporting Nazi.

In "Stewie Goes for a Drive", Ryan Reynolds said he was gunna be playing Hitler in a movie about an extremely hot and sexy Hitler called "Hotler".

In "Tea Peter", Peter made a billboard of Mayor Adam West looking like Hitler to protest against his mayorship.

In "The Simpsons Guy", Stewie kidnapped and tortured Nelson. During his little villainous speech, he said that history was full of twisted sikkos and murderous felons that have gone down in history for being so fucked up. One of the sikkos he mentioned was Adolf Hitler.

In "The 2000-Year-Old Virgin", it was revealed that Jesus' middle name was "Hitler" but he just went by his middle initial even before Hitler rose to power because Jesus just didn't like the sound of his middle name, whether it was the name of an evil bigot or not.

In "Stewie, Chris, and Brian's Excellent Adventure", Stewie spotted Hitler as a young kid being a street performer and gave him some money, mistaking him for Charlie Chaplin.

In "Take My Wife", Peter had trouble remembering Lois' birthday and for some reason he felt the need to ask what Hitler's birthday was.

In "Trump Guy", Peter compared Donald Trump to Hitler and then admitted that he took it too far with that insult and then went on to apologize to Hitler. Hitler showed up in Hell saying that if he kept making jokes like that, he'd end up in a special place in Hell, himself.

In "Swindler's List", Stewie became a neo-nazi and supported Adolf Hitler.

In "Christmas is Coming", Stewie developed a hatred for Santa Claus and compared him to Hitler, saying that they both kept lists of people they didn't like. Some kids overheard what he was talking about and one of the kids didn't know who Hitler was. Another kid, who's uncle was apparently either an anti-semite or a white supremacist or something like that, said that according to his uncle, Adolf Hitler was a very nice man.

In "Better Off Meg", Meg was changing the drain pipes on her sink and then she wiped her nose, smearing some black gunk on her face, which made her look like she had a Hitler mustache. She didn't notice this and then walked down the hallway like that and passed by a Jewish man. Meg waved to him in a way that was somewhat similar to a Hitler salute. The Jew was naturally frightened and upset by this.

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