| Accidents Crappen | |
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| Season 20, Episode 8 | |
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| Air date | October 24, 2021 |
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Accidents Crappen is the eighth episode of season twenty of Family Guy. It is the four hundredth and eight sixth episode, overall.
Synopsis[]
After eating nothing but Mexican food for a week, Peter gets explosive diarrhea while driving and ends up rear-ending a teenage girl's brand new car and now he has to pay off the debt before her angry mother kicks his ass. Meanwhile, Meg tries to become friends with this girl and lies about herself to impress this girl.
Plot[]
The Griffin Family goes to a Mexican restaurant, which has been opened by Consuela, who apparently got a brand new job. There, Meg sees Roberta sitting with her friends and tries to get her attention but Roberta completely blows her off. When the food comes, Peter immediately falls in love with the food and soon becomes a recurring customer. At school, Meg asks Roberta why she ignored her at the restaurant and Roberta told Meg that she doesn't wanna associate with her because she's so lame.
Peter takes the beer bar buddies to Consuela's restaurant and tries all the food there too and they think it's just okay, not understanding Peter's addiction until Peter orders up a round of tequila for everyone and they all get wasted. Peter comes home drunk and Lois warns Peter that he's eating too much Mexican food and it's not healthy for him but Peter ignores her.
The next day, a hungover Peter starts having diarrhea because of all the junk food and beer he's been consuming and then he craps his pants in the car, causing him to swerve off the road and then crash into the parked car of a teenage girl named Jennifer, who just got this car brand new for her 16th birthday. Naturally, Jennifer is pissed and so is her mom, Diana Vicarious, who spent a ton of money on giving her daughter the kind of car her parents never let her have.
Lois comes down to The Vicarious House to talk things over with the family and they reach the agreement that Peter needs to do work for the family to pay off the debt for the car.
Jennifer and Meg have a conversation, where Jennifer complains about how hard her life is but unlike her dad, Meg doesn't seem to give a crap. Jennifer actually kind of admires how Meg doesn't care about her opinions because she's spent her whole life, having her parents live vicariously though her and sympathizing with all of her feelings. She's actually glad to, for once, have somebody who thinks for themselves and doesn't share her emotions. This causes the two to become friends.
Peter does a bunch of chores for Diana and her family like mowing the lawn, cooking dinner, cleaning the house, and even going to Diana's job as an underwater welder and doing her work for her, which leads to him getting raped by a dolphin, as well as doing her husband, Fred's job as a pro wrestler and getting himself beaten senseless by Hulk Hogan and also doing Jennifer's teen job as a McDonald's cashier ... in downtown St. Louis, which leads to him getting robbed blind by a bunch of white guys and kicked to the curb, where he gets beaten black and blue, and then raped by another dolphin.
Meanwhile, Jennifer and Meg have a bunch of fun together just hanging out and having a blast. After this, they sit down on a park bench together and Meg tells Jennifer about how Roberta mistreated her and Jennifer is not happy about that.
After all of this crap, Peter gets sick of doing the chores and feels as though he doesn't deserve this. Brick Baker overhears Peter's predicament and says that he can help him make the money. He tells him that he can represent him in court and help him sue Consuela and her restaurant, since it was technically Consuela's fault for giving him bad food. Peter agrees and they sue Consuela's restaurant for giving him food poisoning, hoping to make enough money off of suing her to pay off the debt to Diana and getting himself out of this little jam.
Jennifer comes to Meg's house that night and teams up with her to pull a prank on Roberta by egging her and her friends during one of their nights on the town. Meg and Jennifer do just this and make a mockery of Roberta and her friends as an act of sweet revenge and they laugh all the way home about it.
In court, Peter has Brick Baker working for him and he helps him to slander Consuela and make her look like the criminal, when she really did nothing wrong. As Peter watches this all unfold, he slowly starts to realize that Brick is being kind of corrupt and shouldn't really be doing this but he sort of just sits idly by and lets it all happen, not really knowing what to do.
The next day at school, Roberta confronts Meg and tells her that she now has some respect for Meg, seeing her as a pretty cool person for attacking her like that and the two of them become friends.
Peter comes real close to suing Consuela for everything she's got but then he comes to his senses and realizes what he's doing is wrong. He decides to call of the lawsuit and set Consuela free so that he can go back to paying off the debt, himself. Judge Blackman calls the case off and lets Consuela go, which makes Brick get pissed off at Peter. Brick tells Peter that he just wasted all of his time making up this case for nothing. When Judge Blackman hears what Brick Baker did, he tells Peter that he can rightfully sue him for lying to him like that, which he does and he makes enough money to pay off the debt to The Vicarious Family.
At the end of the episode, The Griffins all sit on the couch and reflect on the week they just had. After that, Peter gets a knock at the door and when he opens it up, he sees that it's the rapist dolphin again, who jumps up on him and rapes him for round three.
Characters[]
Major Roles[]
- Peter Griffin
- Glenn Quagmire
- Cleveland Brown
- Joe Swanson
- Jennifer Vicarious
- Diana Vicarious
- Consuela De La Morrela
- Meg Griffin
- Lois Griffin
- Roberta Tubbs
- Connie D'amico
- Gina Resedes
- Doug
Minor Roles[]
- Chris Griffin
- Stewie Griffin
- Brian Griffin
- Jerome Cool J
- Bert
- Sheila
- Brick Baker
- Judge Blackman
- Principal Shepherd
- Fred Vicarious
- Hulk Hogan
Trivia[]
- The episode title's a play on the saying "accidents happpen"
- First episode where Sonia Manzano voices Consuela De La Morrela.
- Consuela quits her job as a cleaning maid and opens her own Mexican restaurant.
- Meg and Roberta become friends.