A Bag of Weed is a song sung by Stewie and Brian in "420", as a song of political protest, to legalize marijuana. It is set to the tune of the song, "Me Ol' Bamboo" from "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang".
The song was featured again in "Griffin Winter Games", where a flashback, showed Meg being edited into the scene, wherein she noted that marijuana was legal in Alaska.
Lyrics
Stewie: Now, everybody gather round and listen if you would
When I tell you every person needs a way of feeling good.
Brian: Every kitty needs a ball of string and every dog a stick
Stewie & Brian: But all you need is a bag of weed to really get a kick.
All: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed.
It's the only help that you'll ever need
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed!
Stewie (Speaking): There you go. You're all getting it now.
Ensemble: When Texas people wanna feel good,
Stewie (Speaking): They go assault a queer.
Ensemble: When stupid people need a thrill,
Brian (Speaking): They rent The Rocketeer.
Ensemble: When Michael Jackson needs a rush,
Stewie (Speaking): He humps a guy like me.
Ensemble: Right!
All: But all we need is a bag o' weed to keep us worry free.
One, two, three, ho!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed.
No, you don't need meth and you don't need speed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed.
Stewie (Speaking): Have a go, Brian.
Brian: As Mr. H. L. Mencken said, "The common man's a fool"
Stewie: And just like Helen Keller said, "Poof do kee dee poh pool."
Brian: But try and use your heads and don't buy into all the fear
All: Hey!
Because all we need is a bag o' weed
To make us wanna cheer.
And one, two
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed.
You can try and fight, but we're all agreed
Because everything is better with a bag o' weed.
(instrumental break)
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight
And a one, two, three, four
And a five, and a six, and a seven. Oh!
A bag o' weed, a bag o' weed
Oh, everything is better with a bag o' weed.
You're a happy guy when you plant the seed
Because everything is better with a bag
O'
Weed!
Oh, everything is better with a bag of weed!